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re: Disney can’t get out of its own way with new ride…..
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:03 pm to Zombie Bob
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:03 pm to Zombie Bob
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Do people actually care about the story behind a themed ride?
This. The Splash Mountain story didn’t make any sense but it was a water ride with a big drop and catchy tunes. This is just an improved version of that.
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:04 pm to Froman
quote:Admitting you can’t understand a children’s story is a weird flex.
The Splash Mountain story didn’t make any sense
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:06 pm to MRTigerFan
That would be a more authentic addition to the ride that is supposed to be on the west bank
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:08 pm to Zombie Bob
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Do people actually care about the story behind a themed ride? I just want to go down that big arse drop.
From the look of the video, they'll have to wake you up before the drop.
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:09 pm to Zombie Bob
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Do people actually care about the story behind a themed ride? I just want to go down that big arse drop.
People can go to their local/regional six flags/cedar fair type theme park for better rides than Disney. Or even next door at universal. The themes/characters are what makendisney what it is (along with the pristine grounds and helpful attitude of all workers…I mean characters)
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:11 pm to Tarps99
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We do have Mount Driskill with a whopping 535 feet of elevation and 226 feet of prominence.
Makes me kinda teary eyed.
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:12 pm to TJG210
I do enjoy the recently renovated Space Mountain, centered around the Nature Boy.

Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:12 pm to Froman
quote:
Do people actually care about the story behind a themed ride?
This. The Splash Mountain story didn’t make any sense but it was a water ride with a big drop and catchy tunes. This is just an improved version of that.
The reality is literally the opposite…
And other than a shite plot for the “new” ride, it’s obvious that the DEI Justice warriors just wanted black-wash the ride as a 180 degree middle finger to what they view as stereotypical and RACIST(spoken in *triggered* speech) southern white stories/themes - they literally admitted as much.
And they f*cked it up.
LOL…
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:12 pm to TJG210
They need some live gators, hurricane force winds, and Derrick Todd Lee to make the ride interesting.
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:14 pm to Froman
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The Splash Mountain story didn’t make any sense
WTF? Just say you havent ridden it, rather than embarrass yourself on a message board
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The attraction tells the story of Br'er Rabbit who leaves his home in search of adventure. Br'er Fox and Br'er Bear are determined to catch him. The sharp-witted Br'er Rabbit avoids a snare trap and uses it to trap Br'er Bear instead. Br'er Rabbit continues on his journey to find his "laughing place". Br'er Fox eventually catches Br'er Rabbit who uses reverse psychology on Br'er Fox, begging him not to throw him into the briar patch (represented by the ride's flume drop); Br'er Rabbit escapes uninjured
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:15 pm to Zombie Bob
Disney park patrons take that shite seriously
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:15 pm to sledgehammer
If they wanted real authenticity, the ride would immediately go around a corner and you would then get boat jacked. Then they could have you wait in an additional line designed like the sewage and water board main office.
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:17 pm to RobbBobb
Is there still the yodeling song at the end, that I can obnoxiously sing along to, to intentionally embarrass my kids while waiting to get off the ride?
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:24 pm to TJG210
Should have named it......DOOKIES.......CHASE!
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:38 pm to TJG210
Well, I liked the ride. Enjoyed the Louisiana theme. I find Disney’s animatronics to be nothing short of amazing.
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:38 pm to Warfox
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And they f*cked it up. LOL…
They did but it’s not really funny. In ten years the original and all the charm and story will be forgotten. We should always push harder on allowing weak minded executives to push societal agendas
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:41 pm to Spankum
You’ve ridden it or from the video?
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:49 pm to ell_13
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I don’t get your point.
Yea we can tell
Posted on 6/5/24 at 9:59 pm to TJG210
Where’s the Shadow Man…. Really can’t believe they left him out….
Best character of the movie.
Best character of the movie.
This post was edited on 6/5/24 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 6/5/24 at 10:25 pm to TJG210
From someone who had Disney in their heart as a child, and later as a young adult (college random nostalgic trip), and again when the kids were little, so many treasured memories…
…that are dead on the vine and have been for a decade or more due to Disney’s prog shite.
frick Disney, Burn it all down.
…that are dead on the vine and have been for a decade or more due to Disney’s prog shite.
frick Disney, Burn it all down.
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