re: Did you get a sex talk when you were growing up?

My sex talk came when I was 13 and it consisted of my mom handing me this:

Yes. I was about 13-years-old and he told me: "son, don't ever turn down a piece of pu**y - every piece you turn down is one less piece you'll get in your lifetime."

I miss my grandfather...

My mom handed me a book from the library and said "Read this"

When I was 10. It was awkward, my dad said something like "it's like a puzzle... This goes in this" etc. I had already kinda figured it out though. Didn't bother teaching me about being safe, he just kinda said don't do it till you're married haha.

Dr. Ruth on late night radio

Step dad took me up skiing and had me listen to a James Dobson tape.

Brother told me he cums on every bitch's face he can.

I was confused.

Nope, learned it on the streets.

When I was about 6. I told my mom that you had to pee in girls to get them pregnant. She laughed. My dads porn stash did most of the teaching.

Started growing hair on my junk in around the third grade and would shave it because I thought something was wrong.

In the process of shaving I realized certain things felt good.

Started reading allme and literotica not long after that and subscribed to the virus infested porn emails.

By age 12 I definitely was familiar with more than the average bear.

My mom knocked on my door sophmore year as I had a senior bound to my bed and she was screaming some rather naughty things a bit too loudly.

The only thing she said when I answered the door, "if you want, I can leave for a few days?"

Closest thing to a sex talk I ever got.




I'm going to make it super awkward for my kids when that time comes. I can confidently say I have pushed the bounds of human sexuality further than the average bear.

Best advice I got was to learn my "ABC" if I wanted to be a cunning linguist