re: Dead Animal Experts of the OT - Help?

What city u in?

Are you sure he's dead? Maybe he's just playing possum.

Oh shite, it's in a different spot like 10ft down now. I guess they dragged it.

Puke.

You should defiantly go get it up before the sun starts doing its work. My dog killed one last summer and my wife and daughters refused to go throw it in the woods. They said they would let me take care of it when I got home in 5 days. I am sitting here about to gag just thinking about the smell.

He knows you want him gone. He's planning on a preemptive strike.

Get out now. He will be upon you soon.

Flat shovel, clothespin on nose, scoop it up, drop in a box with garbage bag spread open, tie up bag, toss in garbage can, put by the road for pickup. Thank me later.

do you have a family member who will come remove the carcass?

Speaking of birds in the house. Last week a baby bird was inside, so I caught it and put it on the porch where the nest was...well, he tried to fly across the river, about 20 feet out he realized frick I ain't gonna make it, and tried to fly back to land. He plopped into the river. Floated for a second, then a giant catfish came up and swallowed it whole.

I felt like a murderer

Flood lights on during the day? Trashy.