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re: Daughter (8) opened her big gift from FedEx today, super bummed.

Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:05 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:05 pm to
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My kids bring in the mail all the time. They've never opened anything... you don't think it's strange that your kid just opens up your mail?


i would guess your kids are to stupid to open a box
Posted by HoustonChick86
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:06 pm to
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luckily my birthday is in 2 weeks and we are going to play it off on that

Just tell her it is a gift you are keeping for someone else, then still give it to her at Christmas.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:06 pm to
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Trust me I'm pissed about the mail thing as well

This is what we call a teachable moment. Once they learn this lesson you can order all the fleshlights and dildos you want.
Posted by The Tom Arnold
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:06 pm to
I’m just impressed your ordered three items on Black Friday and they were delivered on Monday already.
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:06 pm to
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terd ferguson
have the kid print up the return form, place it on the box, get in the car, and give the box back to the parcel center

then buy the damn thing again and give it for Christmas

bet she wont touch a piece of mail for years
Posted by FreddieMac
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:06 pm to
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Put a belt to that arse for opening mail not addressed to her.


Oh please, that is something that is no big deal and the type of things kids do. Just find another gift and give her the xBox.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:07 pm to
Tell her it was laced with Anthrax :(
Posted by Lazy But Talented
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:08 pm to
Damn..sounds like you're having a tough day.

I hope things get better for you.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:08 pm to
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Then we lose the Santa magic which is surely almost gone anyway . I have two other kids I'd like to keep the magic going as long as I can


After you "send it back", draw up a letter from Santa for Christmas Day apologizing for sending it early. He just wanted to make sure it worked with your TV.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:08 pm to
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i would guess your kids are to stupid to open a box


Or maybe I teach them the same way my parents taught me... through fear and respect.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:08 pm to
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Oh please,

I'm guessing that was a joke

quote:

the type of things kids do

nope, not at all, especially at 8, should be able to read, and should have been taught better
Posted by musick
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:09 pm to
It's not like my kid opens up all the mail that comes to the house she saw the big box she got excited and she opened it, it's the only time she ever open anything from the mail.

My wife already played it off like it was mine for my birthday so we're going to have to do is get her something else obviously from quote Santa Claus and then give her the Xbox anyway that's the best plan
Posted by Motorboat
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:10 pm to
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minecraft


Nerd
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:10 pm to
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have the kid print up the return form, place it on the box, get in the car, and give the box back to the parcel center

then buy the damn thing again and give it for Christmas

bet she wont touch a piece of mail for years


Even better... don't buy it again. Christmas is cancelled this year.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:10 pm to
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Or maybe I teach them the same way my parents taught me... through fear and respect.

and look how your turned out

Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:11 pm to
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and look how your turned out


My what?

ETA - it's not really fair to make fun of your vocabulary bc English isn't your first language.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:13 pm to
si
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

Daughter (8) opened her big gift from FedEx today, super bummed.


Pics?







Of the gift.
Posted by musick
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Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:14 pm to
I got 9 downvotes bunch of Grinch mofos in here
Posted by Boudreaux35
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Member since Sep 2007
21578 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:16 pm to
Sounds like she just ruined her Xmas by opening packages that are not hers. How about some discipline, "Dad"? You think this is bad? Wait until she opens the package with the big black vibrator!
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