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re: Dating sites are awesome *edit* the rabbit found the hole*

Posted on 7/26/18 at 6:06 pm to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 6:06 pm to
quote:


You seem like the type of dude who has a featured profile on Grindr

Let me go check.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 6:06 pm to
When you notice the adams apple after "she" blows you will be a night to remember.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 6:09 pm to
quote:

When you notice the adams apple after "she" blows you will be a night to remember.

The good ones in Juarez wear scarves so you never 'know'
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

no one matches with me on tinder. Im fat, short, brown/black, poor and ugly.
ag yes the old pentfeta huh?
Posted by JDogg33
Member since Oct 2017
405 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:02 pm to
I actually was able to smash better looking girls on Match than on Tinder.

Met gf on Match.
Posted by Starchild
Member since May 2010
13550 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 7:32 pm to
My favorite is on apps like Tinder where a girl’s profile says something like, “Not here for hookups” or “Looking for something serious.” Do they understand what people generally see these apps as?
Posted by reo45
Member since Nov 2015
6362 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 9:31 pm to
Well it is about that time fellas. Will try and keep in touch. Wish me good luck bros.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18395 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 9:50 pm to
Don’t get murdered
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26324 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 9:55 pm to
PIIHB
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30071 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

Been on a few dating sites for over a decade. Easily swiped right over 5 thousand times. I’ve never met a chick from any of sites and have less than 20 matches


Registered sex offender status and no drivers license tend to create these types of results.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61789 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 10:12 pm to
Why makes you think he ever registered?
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 10:18 pm to
quote:

Not here for hookups” or “Looking for something serious.”


That’s dating site speak for, “I’ll frick you in the backseat of your car before we even get dinner.”
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 10:31 pm to
This thread is going to keep me up all night and I have shite to do tomorrow.

Bookmarked.
Posted by MIKEDATIGER
AUSTIN
Member since Oct 2007
2191 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 10:34 pm to
Pics ?
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 10:52 pm to
I hope you are aware that HPV is killing people and this is how it spreads.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26443 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

When you notice the adams apple after "she" blows you will be a night to remember

Sounds like OweO has a story he has been holding out on us....go ahead.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8190 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 10:59 pm to
I believe you.

Back when the dating sites were first becoming popular, my ex’s brother got divorced. I still remember how excited he was when he started dating through the sites and told me, “You wouldn’t believe it - it’s full of divorced women and all they want to do is frick!” He was like a kid in the candy store.
Posted by Armchair_QB
Member since Aug 2013
1512 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 11:55 pm to
quote:

Well it is about that time fellas. Will try and keep in touch. Wish me good luck bros.


Hope you’re not too attached to your kidneys.
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
34624 posts
Posted on 7/26/18 at 11:57 pm to
You are fricking terrible.
Posted by Michael Hayes
Member since Mar 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 12:02 am to
Hey reo, did you ever get with that couple where the guy wanted to watch you plow his woman?
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