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re: Dating a stripper
Posted on 3/27/17 at 1:51 pm to jmarto1
Posted on 3/27/17 at 1:51 pm to jmarto1
I dated a stripper once. She was crazy as frick!
First few weeks were awesome. She came over horny as hell after work. I didn't realize on a few random nights when some dude was really rude to her at work she would come home hating all men. I took all of that punishment.
She liked pain during sex, started with hair pulling but she wanted me to do outlandish shite to her. I was freaked.
Then She thought it was ok to hurt me back.
I remember letting her tie me up (big mistake). She was riding me and grabbed a fist full of my armpit hair. Hurt like hell! No one ever taught me a safe word for 'let go of my pit hair you crazy bitch'!
One night she came home pissed off at men and fricking tased me when I was dead asleep!!
Bitch told me the taser fell out of her purse and it was an accident! bullshite
I didnt sleep the rest of that night and ended it the next day. She stalked me for a couple months after that.
So...good luck!
First few weeks were awesome. She came over horny as hell after work. I didn't realize on a few random nights when some dude was really rude to her at work she would come home hating all men. I took all of that punishment.
She liked pain during sex, started with hair pulling but she wanted me to do outlandish shite to her. I was freaked.
Then She thought it was ok to hurt me back.
I remember letting her tie me up (big mistake). She was riding me and grabbed a fist full of my armpit hair. Hurt like hell! No one ever taught me a safe word for 'let go of my pit hair you crazy bitch'!
One night she came home pissed off at men and fricking tased me when I was dead asleep!!
Bitch told me the taser fell out of her purse and it was an accident! bullshite
I didnt sleep the rest of that night and ended it the next day. She stalked me for a couple months after that.
So...good luck!
This post was edited on 3/27/17 at 2:09 pm
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 1:56 pm to SDTiger15
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She liked pain during sex, started with hair pulling but she wanted me to do outlandish shite to her. I was freaked.
Then She thought it was ok to hurt me back. One night she came home pissed off at men and fricking tased me when I was dead asleep!!
This here, LSUnurse, is why you date a stripper. Because that is the stuff they don't teach in "pole dancing class".
Posted on 3/27/17 at 1:57 pm to SDTiger15
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One night she came home pissed off at men and fricking tased me when I was dead asleep!!
wow. That's great.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:04 pm to Peazey
You don't date a stripper....they date you.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:07 pm to Jorts R Us
Ever heard of a man getting a yeast infection?
Yeah, me either, until I dated a stripper.
Yeah, me either, until I dated a stripper.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:10 pm to Jorts R Us
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Jorts 'R Us
Faheem Rashad Najm (born September 30, 1985),[1] better known by his stage name T-Pain, is an American rapper, singer, songwriter and record producer from Tallahassee, Florida.
Mystery solved.
This post was edited on 3/27/17 at 2:11 pm
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:12 pm to Jorts R Us
Just always remember that either a guy with a wad of cash, or a pocket full of dope, can throw ropes all over your pretty little sweethearts face...
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:14 pm to SDTiger15
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One night she came home pissed off at men and fricking tased me when I was dead asleep!!
fricking gold.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:18 pm to SDTiger15
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I dated a stripper once. She was crazy as frick!
Well duh.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:20 pm to Allyn McKeen
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Then she told me that I needed an ATM if I wanted sex
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:25 pm to jrodLSUke
Guaranteed to have a string of epic nights and experiences that the rest of us will never have. Also guaranteed insanity and a very short-term relationship.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:36 pm to SDTiger15
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Bitch told me the taser fell out of her purse and it was an accident! bullshite
This is why I believe your story, 100%.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:49 pm to Fusaichi Pegasus
Not sure but that sounds pretty close.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:53 pm to Jorts R Us
quote:
Dating a stripper
Is never a good idea.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:53 pm to Tiger Ryno
quote:Hows she fee about you being out of commission here for a bit?
Im married to a stripper bur she only strip for me. All women are strippers. The trashy ones do it in public for money.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:53 pm to Jorts R Us
Proven fact Strippers love Girl Scout Cookies
I dated a stripper who's daughter was in the Girl Scouts. So cookie time comes around and we hit up the local clubs where she worked. Sold like 10 cases of cookies. Delivering all those was pretty funny. Yeah 10 boxes Thin Mints to the green g-string girl 4 boxes Samoas to the pink pasties.
Oh and definitely some wild times!
I dated a stripper who's daughter was in the Girl Scouts. So cookie time comes around and we hit up the local clubs where she worked. Sold like 10 cases of cookies. Delivering all those was pretty funny. Yeah 10 boxes Thin Mints to the green g-string girl 4 boxes Samoas to the pink pasties.
Oh and definitely some wild times!
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:53 pm to Jorts R Us
Think of all the BBC she's seen.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 2:54 pm to sigsauer
Sounds super trashy
Posted on 3/27/17 at 3:06 pm to TigersHuskers
Oh without a doubt it was!
Posted on 3/27/17 at 3:12 pm to rowbear1922
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How is it this has gotten to 3 pages and not one mention of pics yet?
This has to be an OT record.
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