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re: Dale Dobak: "you gotta freak one, marry one, kill one. Go!" (could turn NSFW..)

Posted on 1/28/16 at 3:37 pm to
Posted by LSU8654722
Member since Apr 2014
1495 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 3:37 pm to
I'm just going to leave this here.



frick, Marry, Kill


A whole sub dedicated to this "game".
Posted by Lionnation1993
Member since Nov 2013
6103 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 3:39 pm to
Marry KP
Frick whoever is at top
Kill middle
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
30822 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 3:46 pm to
quote:


A whole sub dedicated to this "game".



quote:

Jasmine (Aladdin), Aurora (Sleeping Beauty), Belle (Beauty & the Beast)

F- Aurora She is sleeping and can't complain
M - Jasmine because money
K - Because Beast Dick





Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14859 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 3:49 pm to
1 - bang
2 - marry
3 - kill
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
25780 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 4:01 pm to
frick Perry
Marry Blunt
Kill Deschanel
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 4:08 pm to
I only know Katy Perry out of those 3, but from looks and my intuition:

frick #2
Marry Katy Perry
Kill #1


#1 looks heavily manic-depressive. #2 looks like she'd be fun for one night, and then boring. KP's curves are what dreams are made of
This post was edited on 1/28/16 at 4:16 pm
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92897 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 4:18 pm to
Katy Perry is the youngest, has no kids and is worth well over 100 million so I would marry her for sure. Emily Blunt is hotter than ever and at 32 she is in her sexual prime so she is getting fricked. Zooey is old, I think she is 36, and her looks are not what they used to be so she is dead. That was easy.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115144 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

Katy Perry is the youngest, has no kids and is worth well over 100 million so I would marry her for sure. E


Yeah but she married Russell brand. You really want to bring that kind of questionable decision making into your household?
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
30822 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

You really want to bring that kind of questionable vagina into your household?


FIFY
Posted by 68wDoc68w
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1869 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 4:26 pm to
so we nee more picks
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92897 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Yeah but she married Russell brand. You really want to bring that kind of questionable decision making into your household?



Well that was actually part of the reason I picked her. For most women I may be a handful but after putting up with him I would be a breeze. Also, it shows she has to be batshit crazy and we all know that means she is amazing in bed.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13416 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 4:59 pm to
Yeah but you don't want to marry batshit crazy. You want to frick it.

That's why I picked Emily Blunt to marry. Higher chance that she's sane.

Only way I'd frick Zooey is if it was to death because I can't stand her. I could keep it hard if I thought she might die.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71860 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 5:05 pm to
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Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

You really want to bring that kind of questionable decision making into your household?
Fa sho. Unquestionable decision making is boring. I wouldn't wife a chick that wasn't at least a little bit crazy

Plus, she's better looking IMHO. I'd make her apologize for those Ole Miss comments last year.....with my dick
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3099 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

so we nee more picks



Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92897 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

That's why I picked Emily Blunt to marry. Higher chance that she's sane.



She has a toddler and a kid on the way which is why she was not even a choice when it came to marriage.
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

frick: Katy Perry
Marry: Emily Blunt
Kill: Zooey howeveryouspellherlastname

The only real choice.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
138418 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 5:37 pm to
Why kill one?

Not really funny to even joke about.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
138418 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

She has a toddler and a kid on the way which is why she was not even a choice when it came to marriage.



You should be ashamed.
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 1/28/16 at 6:36 pm to
Could I sodomize Katy Perry with a corndog?
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