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re: Dad Sayings
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:06 pm to Dean Dyess
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:06 pm to Dean Dyess
"you can't polish a turd. All you get is a shiny turd." ( while I'm waxing my '66 gto) he drove a '74 Ford Ltd.. Talk about a turd.
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Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:39 pm to Dean Dyess
Everyone is broke at a different level.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:44 pm to Bullfrog
If there's money and women involved, there's stealing and fricking going on.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:45 pm to doublecutter
Hold the damn flashlight where the screwdriver is - not on my arm.
This post was edited on 8/21/23 at 8:46 pm
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:51 pm to Dean Dyess
If you’ll lie to me you’ll steal from me.
Everybody drives a used car.
Everybody drives a used car.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:54 pm to Bushmaster
God gave two ears and one mouth so listen twice as much as you talk
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:56 pm to Kjindave
Going see a man about a horse, and money talks bullsht walks were my dads favorites../
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:57 pm to Bullfrog
quote:
Everyone is broke at a different level.
The "rich" are those that make $5k a year more than you do.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 9:11 pm to Dean Dyess
"I didn't ask you if you wanted to do it....:
Posted on 8/21/23 at 9:32 pm to Dean Dyess
"What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"
Posted on 8/21/23 at 10:37 pm to Walter E Kurtz
Said to me anytime someone else was showing us something they had that was really nice:
“All it takes is money.”
“All it takes is money.”
Posted on 8/21/23 at 11:04 pm to Dean Dyess
Should have jizzed on your Mom's back
Posted on 8/21/23 at 11:04 pm to Garfield
quote:
Said to me anytime someone else was showing us something they had that was really nice:
“All it takes is money.”
My dad would say similar when I was a teen wanting something I couldn't afford.
"All you need is a pocket full of money"
My dad also has some head scratchers that I've never heard anywhere else:
"Hot as a risin' "
"Garden seed"(Normally used in an exclamatory manner)
"Runs like a spotted arse ape"(used interchangeably with scalded dog)
I'm sure someone else has heard these, but I haven't met them.
He would wake my brothers and I up with "off your arse and on your feet, out the shade and in the heat"
I'm not sure what OP was going for, but those are weak dad quotes.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 11:45 pm to Dean Dyess
Rube sayings
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:34 am to ELVIS U
I like my pork chop greasy greasy and your mom easy easy.
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