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Critical question re: nursery rhyme
Posted on 5/22/18 at 7:50 pm
Posted on 5/22/18 at 7:50 pm
Is the spider itsy-bitsy, or incy-wincy?
Need to know which ones of you are communists.
Need to know which ones of you are communists.
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Posted on 5/22/18 at 7:50 pm to PenguinNinja
Itsy-bitsy
Posted on 5/22/18 at 7:52 pm to PenguinNinja
Posted on 5/22/18 at 7:55 pm to Barneyrb
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her arse
It woke up the spider who lived deep inside her
He said "hey, free electric and gas!"
Sorry, that’s all I have for spider nursery rhymes.
Sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her arse
It woke up the spider who lived deep inside her
He said "hey, free electric and gas!"
Sorry, that’s all I have for spider nursery rhymes.
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 8:05 pm
Posted on 5/22/18 at 8:00 pm to go ta hell ole miss
Little Bo Peep
Blew a sheep
fricked a horse
Licked his feet
Sucked his dick
All good and nice
Tongued his balls
Not once but twice
Blew a sheep
fricked a horse
Licked his feet
Sucked his dick
All good and nice
Tongued his balls
Not once but twice
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:07 pm to PenguinNinja
quote:
Is the spider itsy-bitsy, or incy-wincy?
Are you fricking retarded?
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:09 pm to go ta hell ole miss
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And said,
"Hey, bitch. What's in the bowl?"
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And said,
"Hey, bitch. What's in the bowl?"
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 9:10 pm
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:10 pm to PenguinNinja
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:12 pm to PenguinNinja
There was an old lady
who lived in a shoe
She had so many children,
Her vagina fell out
who lived in a shoe
She had so many children,
Her vagina fell out
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:14 pm to northshorebamaman
quote:
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And said,
"Hey, what’s in the bowl bitch?"
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:16 pm to CaptainsWafer
Thanks for straightening out that critical error. Changes everything. 
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:17 pm to PenguinNinja
Georgie Peorgie Pudding and Pie
Jacked off in his girlfriend's eye.
When her eye was all dried shut
Georgie fricked that one-eyed slut
Jacked off in his girlfriend's eye.
When her eye was all dried shut
Georgie fricked that one-eyed slut
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:18 pm to northshorebamaman
I mean if you’re going to quote the Dice Man, do him right.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:19 pm to CaptainsWafer
My bad. I heard the joke in 1988.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:21 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Jack and Jill went up a hill,
To have some slap and tickle,
So he played with her breasts,
And reached under her dress,
Where he found a sack and a pickle.
To have some slap and tickle,
So he played with her breasts,
And reached under her dress,
Where he found a sack and a pickle.
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:22 pm to PenguinNinja
Old Mother Hubbard
Kept cocaine in the cupboard
For when dudes came over to bone
And when he came there
Her arse and titties were bare
And took pics with his cellular phone
Kept cocaine in the cupboard
For when dudes came over to bone
And when he came there
Her arse and titties were bare
And took pics with his cellular phone
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:23 pm to fr33manator
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To have a little fun,
Jill forgot to take her pill,
And now they have a son
To have a little fun,
Jill forgot to take her pill,
And now they have a son
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:24 pm to PenguinNinja
Mary Mary Quite Contrary....
I fricked her.
I fricked her.
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:26 pm to northshorebamaman
Jack and Jill went up a hill,
To fetch a pail of water,
Jack had a poke,
The condom broke,
And now they have a daughter
To fetch a pail of water,
Jack had a poke,
The condom broke,
And now they have a daughter
Posted on 5/22/18 at 9:27 pm to PenguinNinja
Little Boy Blue....
He needed the money.
He needed the money.
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