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re: Craziest thing(s) that you have seen in New Orleans
Posted on 5/7/22 at 8:20 pm to Kayakndan74
Posted on 5/7/22 at 8:20 pm to Kayakndan74
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Not thirty seconds after, two huge black NOPD cops come from inside and start amply protecting and serving the two with batons back into their room
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Posted on 5/7/22 at 8:38 pm to tigersint
20 or so years ago we were hanging out on a balcony at a party during Mardi Gras. Fine woman comes out of a private room on a balcony across the street wearing very little and holding a sign that said her name. She wanted people to yell her name to take off her clothing. This of course happened pretty quickly.
One of the guys on our balcony threw her over some beads and she stuck them in her cooter and threw them back. Since this worked so well one of the guys ran downstairs and purchased a big dildoe from one of the sex shops and threw it up to her. She put on a hell of a free show and had Bourbon blocked with wall to wall people stopping to watch.
The cops eventually made her go back inside so that the street could clear out. She came back out a little later and stuck the thing in her one more time then threw it back to the guy who had originally given it to her.
And I'm not kidding, one time I was walking down Bourbon and some guy fell off of a balcony partially on to me. He barely scraped me, but it was enough to scare the shite out of me of course. Ambulance had to come and get him.
One of the guys on our balcony threw her over some beads and she stuck them in her cooter and threw them back. Since this worked so well one of the guys ran downstairs and purchased a big dildoe from one of the sex shops and threw it up to her. She put on a hell of a free show and had Bourbon blocked with wall to wall people stopping to watch.
The cops eventually made her go back inside so that the street could clear out. She came back out a little later and stuck the thing in her one more time then threw it back to the guy who had originally given it to her.
And I'm not kidding, one time I was walking down Bourbon and some guy fell off of a balcony partially on to me. He barely scraped me, but it was enough to scare the shite out of me of course. Ambulance had to come and get him.
This post was edited on 5/7/22 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 5/7/22 at 8:47 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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3) Some BBW with arse implants clapping her cheeks in a thong in front of one of the strip clubs on Bourbon
I made the mistake or Googling "arse clapping." What was seen can not be unseen.
Posted on 5/7/22 at 8:54 pm to JackieTreehorn
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butt naked
Posted on 5/7/22 at 8:59 pm to tigersint
Dude in a Lincoln Continental plowing over a Lucky Dog stand.
The homeless drug addicts finger banging on Royal St.
You know, shite that happens every day.
Non frequent occurrence: Ole Miss winning a Sugar Bowl.
The homeless drug addicts finger banging on Royal St.
You know, shite that happens every day.
Non frequent occurrence: Ole Miss winning a Sugar Bowl.
Posted on 5/7/22 at 9:01 pm to Doctor Strangelove
Saw a guy at Mardi Gras punch a police horse in the snout then saw said horse puncher get chased down and worked over by no less than a half-dozen of NO's finest, including the mounted officer. Things did not end well for the Equine Assaulter who was then dragged off to a waiting paddy wagon.
Posted on 5/7/22 at 9:07 pm to tigersint
Very tall black man crossing Decatur at about 9 am in a hot pink sheer lingerie set with a thong. Could see it all.
Posted on 5/7/22 at 9:10 pm to tigersint
By Canal Place, walking there with wife and kids, a vagrant standing in some bushes bent over just went ahead and took a shite. I shot him in the head and left his body to rot.
Just kidding, we swooped the kids out of there, luckily they were too young to really notice it and he was mostly hidden by the bushes.
Just kidding, we swooped the kids out of there, luckily they were too young to really notice it and he was mostly hidden by the bushes.
Posted on 5/7/22 at 9:13 pm to Kayakndan74
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Kayakndan74
That’s a disgusting story. I feel filthy for having read it.
Posted on 5/7/22 at 9:23 pm to MightyYat
Hadn’t been living there long and was getting gas at the discount zone on Carrollton and being young and paranoid (which these days is very justified) had my concealed carry pistol in the front, kidney holster. Looking all around and a dude comes around walking toward me, about 30 feet away, and pulled up his shirt to show his gun.
Totally panicking, not cool headed at all, but I just pulled up my shirt and put my hand on mine. He nodded like Omar from The Wire and did an about face and walked off, not in a hurry.
So I went home and changed my underwear.
Totally panicking, not cool headed at all, but I just pulled up my shirt and put my hand on mine. He nodded like Omar from The Wire and did an about face and walked off, not in a hurry.
So I went home and changed my underwear.
Posted on 5/7/22 at 9:32 pm to TrouserTrout
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Got damn New Orleans is worse off than a 3rd world country.
To be fair, we say that and it’s not wrong, but you can also have a damn fine first class time there. Thus, the paradox of New Orleans.
Posted on 5/7/22 at 9:35 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
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Saw a guy at Mardi Gras punch a police horse in the snout then saw said horse puncher get chased down and worked over by no less than a half-dozen of NO's finest, including the mounted officer. Things did not end well for the Equine Assaulter who was then dragged off to a waiting paddy wagon.
Sounds like the punishment fit the crime.
Posted on 5/7/22 at 9:39 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
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Saw a guy at Mardi Gras punch a police horse in the snout then saw said horse puncher get chased down and worked over by no less than a half-dozen of NO's finest, including the mounted officer. Things did not end well for the Equine Assaulter who was then dragged off to a waiting paddy wagon.
Good. frick that guy.
Posted on 5/7/22 at 9:53 pm to tigersint
1. Early 1990’s On bus at Jazz fest waiting to go back to dome where we parked. Black dude in car next to bus honks horn at white guys walking in front of his car. White guys pull guy out of car and beat the crap out of him. Dude sits up and crawls back to car, gets gun out of car, stands up, walks over to white guys. White guys turns around and black dude shoots one point blank in the head.
2. In music booth at AT2’s during Mardi Gras , it is jammed packed. Look down and there is a couple screwing like there is no tomorrow. No one is even noticing.
2. In music booth at AT2’s during Mardi Gras , it is jammed packed. Look down and there is a couple screwing like there is no tomorrow. No one is even noticing.
Posted on 5/7/22 at 10:12 pm to tigersint
Somewhere in the Quarter during Mardi Gras we saw an older lady giving a guy a blow job. It was Friday afternoon of Endymion weekend probably around 1 or 2, so really not even that crowded or rowdy yet. Lady had to be in her 60’s. People were just walking past them like it was something they saw everyday.
Posted on 5/7/22 at 10:27 pm to tigersint
Had a project going on on Louisiana avenue. Anyway was in my work truck taking some notes step out of the truck and turn around and there’s some drunk dude stumbling down the street with his pecker out pissing all over himself slurring “I’m so f***ed up. Honestly probably not that crazy by New Orleans standards. Earlier that same day I saw a bunch of kids walking home from school and they all jumped another kid and stole his shoes. Had a drive by happen on the overpass going over our Florida avenue project. Where Claiborne goes behind the Home Depot I was stuck in bad traffic one time. Some homeless guy was in the middle of the street playing tennis using the wall for the ramp up to I-10 as a backboard. Hell of a tennis player. But definitely crazy as shite and holding up traffic. Definitely saw some crazy shite those years in New Orleans while working on the 3 projects I had there. No working I’m pretty sure I witnessed incest of some kind on a balcony overlooking bourbon street
This post was edited on 5/7/22 at 10:36 pm
Posted on 5/8/22 at 5:06 am to tigersint
After Katrina I had to explain to my insurance company how the damage to my car happened by hitting a bathtub in the middle of the street. Large boats and a helicopter in street. The amount of mold that can be produced in a flooded apartment closed up for a week in 95 degree temperatures is more impressive than if grown in a petri dish. A cat can live for a week on a mattress that floated up to the ceiling.
At a Mardi Gras parade, two preteen girls on ladders flashing for beads along with their mother, one holding a sign in one hand reading, "Hit Me!"
At a Mardi Gras parade, two preteen girls on ladders flashing for beads along with their mother, one holding a sign in one hand reading, "Hit Me!"
This post was edited on 5/8/22 at 6:38 am
Posted on 5/8/22 at 5:32 am to tigersint
Sometime in the early 2000s. I was on a balcony on Bourbon. It’s shoulder to shoulder packed down on the street. Two different things happened at about the same time. 1) Drunk a-hole puts out a cigarette on a police horse. Tries to run into the strip club across the street . Cop rides horse into said club, across the stage and captures the perp. Drags the perp handcuffed to the horse out the club and down the street. 2) The crowd is so packed and amped up over the incident another Police horse goes down in the middle of the street. Kicks the shite out of people till it gets up. I have video proof somewhere . Flip phone days.
This post was edited on 5/8/22 at 5:35 am
Posted on 5/8/22 at 7:11 am to tigersint
I saw an RV burst into flames in the lot across from the Dome one early morning (Bama-Clemson bowl weekend)
Saw some dude taking a leak next to the on-ramp to I-10. Not trying to hide it whatsoever.
Watched cops go chasing behind some yutes who apparently committed some soft of crime.
Sure crazy/appalling things happen in all big cities. But man, NOLA never disappoints.
Saw some dude taking a leak next to the on-ramp to I-10. Not trying to hide it whatsoever.
Watched cops go chasing behind some yutes who apparently committed some soft of crime.
Sure crazy/appalling things happen in all big cities. But man, NOLA never disappoints.
This post was edited on 5/8/22 at 7:12 am
Posted on 5/8/22 at 7:16 am to tigersint
Was at a friend's apartment on St. Charles. His girlfriend was waiting on a guy to come over and take a look at a mandolin that she was selling. The guy showed up...it was Jimmy Buffet. He walked right in, said hi to everyone and played the mandolin for about a minute and bought it and walked out. Friendly, cool dude.
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