re: Craziest hook up stories

In high school I had a buddy that had the same name as me . Well at a party one night he talks a girl into taking on the both of us. This girl is younger than me and had sucked of one of my best friends before. We will call her SB. Well we ended up in my buddy's brother's room. My buddy starts hitting it from the back and I tell her to SMD and she says she doesn't do that. I call B.S. and tell her she did that to my buddy, so she starts doing it. My buddy is signalling to me that he can't get hard. He just stops and hops out the window. ( This chick is chubby,it was a small town and I was popular and never went for chubby girls) I don't have a condom and I'm telling myself that I hope she doesn't turn around and put that thing on me cause I know I'm gonna raw dog. She does and I end up smashing, when I'm getting close she starts SMD and tells me not to go in her mouth, so I do and she pulls it out while I'm still blasting. It goes all over her face too. So I proceed to zip up and she us telling me how it's not fair that she didn't get off. I went on to hop out the window . As I get out she says Hey! So I stick my head back in and she tells me not to tell anybody. I said you don't tell anybody and went back to the party.
Later I go to leave and I hear SB roaming through the house asking where AB is. (AB is the younger brother of my buddy who SB sucked off before I got a hold of her) I ended up leaving thinking to myself dude please don't do it AB.
In college a few years later, me and AB are talking about if we have ever been with a chubby chick. We both say one chick and that we both knew her. So I talked him into telling me her initials. He says SB. I immediately said did this happen at a party? He says yes. Eww... apparently after left the party him and another buddy switched up on two girls, one of them being SB. Their story involved peanut butter and cooking oil. I Quit asking questions at this point.

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. I can go all day with these terrible stories, sadly.

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I'd party with you

Not really hookup, but good nonetheless.

Senior year of high school a few of us went to the keg in Lafayette and met a group of girls that were going to Northwestern in Natchitoches. A few weekends later we ride up there to go out with them. 4 of us and they had a 4 bedroom apartment at...of course..the frog pond.

Unfortunately 2 of them were out of town, so we said frick it and just got wasted. To the point where we bought a nickel bag of weed in the bathroom of the body, and it was in a gallon size ziplock.

Anyway, we get absolutely wasted, get back to their apartment and 2 of my buddies are now fricking the 2 chicks that we're staying with. One comes out half naked just to tell us other 2 that the 2 empty bedrooms one is totally okay for us to sleep in, and the other is perfectly clean and bed is made so please don't go in there. That girl would kill us if we went in her room and she wasn't there. Okay okay okay. Not going in there.

Well my buddy and I continue to drink until sunrise and go into the bedroom we think is the right one. I get in bed. He's in the floor with a blanket. About 10am rolls around and I wake up just covered in vomit. The bed is covered in vomit. The walls have vomit. The desk has vomit. I projectile vomited everywhere in this room, except on my friend sleeping on the floor. All while listening to 2 chicks get fricked next door by my buddies.

We got up, made the bed ontop of the vomit. Tried to whipe the vomit off the walls and desk with throw pillows, and just left.

About half way from Natchitoches to Bunkie we get a call as to who slept in there, then before we could respond the phone is ringing becuase they found more than just a unmade bed.

I'm not proud of it, but my friends got pussy so it's all good.

I have since had like 3 other stories in the frog pond apartments. That place is bad news for me.

I am so tempted to tell you the story of how i mt my new BF. It's just one of those incredibly bizarre stories that you hear of and think it just has to be strange and coincidental to be true.

It even has a bit of a Jerry Springer-esque twist to it to add into the mix. But it has worked out so well that God himself could not have made a better plan

I kinda want to tell you because it is such a great story of poetic justice but then again knowing you guys you would hound me to the ends of the earth.

I'm gonna go take a shower while I think about whether to tell it,

just stop begging and tell the fricking hillbilly frickfest novella

I had a buddy getting married in Vegas. I decided rather than flying into Vegas I'd make a trip out of it. I instead flew into LAX and rented a convertible to drive to Vegas.

Anyway, I landed at LAX at 5 PM or so and by the time I had gotten the car and had everything lined out and was on my way, it was dark.

So I was driving to Vegas on a dark, desert highway with the cool wind in my hair on top of the world.

I saw a shimmering light in the distance and I stopped once I got up to it.

Turns out the it was three hobos faking a flat on an abandoned van.

I, never having received or expressed any interest in receiving vigorous cornholing, experienced it copious measures despite my protests.

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gingerkittie

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Tell the story you pussy.

Went out on my birthday with a couple of buddies...relatively early in the night I meet up with a chick I would bang on occasion...she tells me to go with her to her apt so she can give me my birthday present...the present was sex...finish up with her and she drops me off back at the bar at about 12...I then proceed to hook up with a different chick...go back to her apt for some more sex...
No doubt the closest I will ever get to being with two women at the same tine...

Also the person I hooked up with was a girl. It was by accident and it was cold. And we made out for a few hours.

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Also the person I hooked up with was a girl.

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So THIS is what made it "Craziest" for you?

Are you a closet Rice fan by any chance?