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Cracked has become the shining beacon of light for all the SJW's

Posted on 8/6/16 at 11:54 pm
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 8/6/16 at 11:54 pm
with articles like this: 5 Prejudices That Video Games Can't Seem to Get Over

But the comment section is where it's at. . .
quote:


J F Sargent reviews chess:

"A hideous celebration of race war with blacks and whites seen as forever in a state of conflict (with the tacit but obvious assumption that it is the whites who are attempting to capture and enslave the blacks). The game also reflects a terrible patriarchy in which the "queen" is nothing more than a symbol for the role of women: doomed to forever search for positions that please the dominant male figure, the king, whose lack of movement reveals his ultimate power."


quote:

"Hey! Giving Redgards athletic bonuses is racist because it perpetuates the stereotype that blacks are better at sports than white people"
"Okay, well, what if we gave them a swordfighting bonus?"
"THAT just says blacks are violent"
"What about a potion ability?"
"Oh, so like doing drugs?"
"Wait, that's not what we meant. What about a blacksmithing bonus?"
"Yeah, the BLACK guys get a BLACKsmithing bonus. Nothing wrong there"
"Fine, how about a cooking, tailoring or crafting ability?"
"You mean like a slave?"
"A magic affinity?"
"Like a 'Magic-Negro'?"

How about just thinking that not everything is done with racism in mind? As the saying goes, "when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like nails"


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When you start complaining about the lack of deep, meaningful relationship opportunities in Grand Theft Auto, it's time to take a step back and rethink how you look at video games.

quote:


White guy kills white guy- "Why are there no black guys? This is racist!"
White guy kills black guy- "Why black guy always dies? This is racist!"
Black guy kills white guy- "Why black guy always commit crimes? This is racist!"
Black guy kills black guy- "Why only violence amonst black guys? This is racist!"
Racism- You can't win.


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I was playing the most recent Madden game and I noticed there were far more black characters than white ones. I also noticed that the game perpetuated the stereotype of the athletic black man.... I'm sending a strongly worded letter to EA Games


Just something that amused me, figured I would share
This post was edited on 8/6/16 at 11:55 pm
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 8/6/16 at 11:58 pm to
I'm surprised they left out pool. A white ball knocks all the colored balls around the table. The black ball must go last. If you accidentally put the white ball into a pocket you are penalized for your mistake.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 8/6/16 at 11:58 pm to
Cracked really had gone down the shitter the last few years. It was funny as shite but no so much now. Dumped them like a hot potato a long time ago.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 8/6/16 at 11:59 pm to
question: What video games have been created by blacks? Just curious.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 8/7/16 at 12:00 am to
Oh Dear
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Dear Cracked:

You should do an article about the term "woke." A core goal of your site seems to be enlightening your readers through comedy. Based on the comments sections under your articles that talk about racism and sexism you clearly have a large contingent of readers who are not "woke." Since your articles are generally even handed and try to accurately portray structural inequalities you can accurately say that the goal of the articles is often to get people woke.

I am painfully white, but I do have a deep love of language. Generally there are terms that arise in African American Vernacular English that accurately describe aspects of racism and the intellectual discourse around it that are not able to be concisely communicated in standard American English. "Woke" is one such term. I think this comments section is evidence enough that your audience could benefit from learning that term. The above comment is an excellent example of someone not being woke.


WTF does painfully white mean?
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37672 posts
Posted on 8/7/16 at 12:02 am to
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WTF does painfully white mean?




There are probably a lot of examples. Being white in prison for example.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 8/7/16 at 12:04 am to
Painfully white means uberpussy?
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 8/7/16 at 12:09 am to
I stopped listening to the podcast a year ago because they were so obnoxious with the SJW stuff.

Only listened a few months but it was overbearing.

White 20 somethings walking on eggshells.
This post was edited on 8/7/16 at 12:14 am
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 8/7/16 at 12:12 am to
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 12:43 pm
Posted by Evolved Simian
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Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 8/7/16 at 12:15 am to
That first comment is pure gold.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 8/7/16 at 12:29 am to
Cracked has been very anti-white for years, but they've gotten worse the last two years.

I'd pay good money to punch Adam Todd Brown in the face. J.F. Sargent too. They are the worst.
This post was edited on 8/7/16 at 12:34 am
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 8/7/16 at 12:35 am to
David Wong got so bad, the SJW's got tired of him. . .don't think they accept his articles anymore
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/7/16 at 12:37 am to
Cracked used to be funny. Now it is just awful.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/7/16 at 12:39 am to
quote:

African American Vernacular English

Ah, trying to justify Ebonics and a lack of basic speech skills and education.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 8/7/16 at 12:42 am to
quote:

Cracked used to be funny.
When it was a "no sacred cows" comedy site.


Now you have to sift through 20 "5 reasons why everything white, male, Christian, and republican is just the worst" and 15 "6 things I learned doing some shite that made me realize white male Christians are just the worst" articles to get to one A Review of My Pants: Because Kohls Won't Post It
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37672 posts
Posted on 8/7/16 at 12:58 am to
quote:

The black ball must go last. If you accidentally put the white ball into a pocket you are penalized for your mistake.


If you put the black ball in early, you automatically lose.
Posted by occams razor
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2007
389 posts
Posted on 8/7/16 at 12:59 am to
The Chess review forgot to mention that white ALWAYS has first move.
White privilege! frick yeah
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 8/7/16 at 1:05 am to
Yea, I noticed them taking a very sharp downturn. I use to enjoy reading the history stuff and other things on it. Then it took a turn to SJW town. I eventually just stopped following it
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135027 posts
Posted on 8/7/16 at 1:06 am to
I mean, their viewership has to have fallen, right?
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21517 posts
Posted on 8/7/16 at 1:08 am to
I liked "12 white saints who were complete whores in real life."

Mother Theresa was a nasty bitch, Who knew?
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