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re: Cow Tipping

Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:25 am to
Posted by NBR_Exile
Houston via Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
1379 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:25 am to
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Whatcha do is put your shoulder into em….. and push……. And they fall over


You better pack a punch. Maybe a 250lb linebacker can do it. But 1000lb is no slouch.
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
15009 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:30 am to
My brother and I tried this at our grandpa's farm when we were young. If they are standing up, they are awake and they look at you like you are a fricking retard for trying to sneak up on them.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
36782 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:34 am to
quote:

You better pack a punch. Maybe a 250lb linebacker can do it. But 1000lb is no slouch.


You keep your feet shoulder width apart stay between the udder and the huck
It’s a 32 belly option on two on two

Ready

Hut hut
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
58724 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:36 am to
quote:


My brother and I tried this at our grandpa's farm when we were young. If they are standing up, they are awake and they look at you like you are a fricking retard for trying to sneak up on them.


My experience as well. They’re more puzzled than anything else.
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
5032 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:39 am to
Truthfully it is much more than just “tipping” one over.

If you did find a cow “sleeping “ upright (and they weren’t really fully asleep) you’d need a running start to knock one over. It was kinda like hitting a blocking dummy in football practice- - and even then it would not always work
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
3644 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:40 am to
I’ve heard of it but never saw it. Country thing.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
59272 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:41 am to
quote:

Whatcha do is put your shoulder into em….. and push……. And they fall over
Pro-Tip: It’s much, much easier to pull off when they are on the levee. They’ll tip right over.
This post was edited on 6/9/25 at 10:42 am
Posted by NBR_Exile
Houston via Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
1379 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:46 am to
I like your style, no homo.
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
16578 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:46 am to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
118189 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:53 am to
When I was in HS, we were out one night and someone said "lets go cow tipping" so we went to the levee and since that person brought it up, everyone was like "since you brought it up, go do it". After a few minutes of stalling the jackass decided to go do it. To his surprise the cow didn't move at all and all of a sudden he took off running back to us and he tripped. We all laughed then he swore that if someone would have went with him to help they could have tipped it over.

I am not even sure if people can even tip over a cow.
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
11566 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:54 am to
Like snipe hunting?
Posted by travelgamer
Member since Aug 2024
385 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:54 am to
Pee on the electric fence while tipping the cow.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130719 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:55 am to
Tip your cow 350
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
21754 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 11:07 am to
We need common sense tipping control
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
11665 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 11:16 am to
Never tipped one and never tried...and don't think anyone has done it succesfully as a prank....but I do moo at them from the car window. I suspect they think people are insane but pretty benign until they are loaded on the truck on that fateful day....and in the last few hours of their lives have a change of heart on the benign theory....
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
37179 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 11:30 am to
No, they're too fricking fast. I think the running speed of cows is one of the most obscured facts in all of existence.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
32210 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 11:33 am to
I grew up on a farm with cows and I have never seen it done, nor know anyone who has done it.

I always thought it was an urban legend.
Posted by Jwils
Member since Jan 2012
1702 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 12:22 pm to
fricking nerd.
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
4109 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 12:35 pm to
We can go cow tipping after I take you snipe hunting.
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
12294 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

No. People that tell you they went cow tipping are liars.


They don't want to admit the were stump breaking cows
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