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re: Cousins arrested after refusing to stop having sex during funeral ceremony
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:56 pm to TechDawg2007
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:56 pm to TechDawg2007
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Jane Andrews. “The woman just kept screaming “Roll Tide” and the boy just kept pounding her like he was in a porn movie.
FIFY
This post was edited on 10/27/17 at 12:57 pm
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:56 pm to CptBengal
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:56 pm to TechDawg2007
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“There is no law against first cousins having consensual sexual relationships in Alabama, so no charges will be pressed on that account”
I was under the impression consanguination was illegal in every state to at least some degree. And always beyond 3rd cousins, so 1st cousins would be illegal.
Some other OT thread got me in a Wikipedia downward spiral reading up on that a while back. I wouldn't recommend it.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:57 pm to MorbidTheClown
The one on the left looks like it was cast as a young Fat Bastard for the prequel.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:57 pm to TechDawg2007
fricking white people, man.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:58 pm to TechDawg2007
I think I'm going to order up a closed casket for my funeral, inside a recording of lovemaking sounds to be played as every one is filing out...
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:58 pm to TechDawg2007
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There is no law against first cousins having consensual sexual relationships in Alabama,
Roll damn tide
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:59 pm to TechDawg2007
Posted on 10/27/17 at 12:59 pm to slackster
2,1
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:00 pm to MorbidTheClown
Ughhhhh
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:02 pm to TechDawg2007
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They both looked high as frick
Sorry for partying
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:04 pm to Splackavellie
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Not Boogie? Ok good, I’m out
My first thought as well. Because he pounded Sacramento hard last night,
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:06 pm to ProjectP2294
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And always beyond 3rd cousins
Meh - I think only a bare majority of states even ban it at all. 3rd cousin seems extreme.
Cousin marriage wasn't prohibited at all until the Civil War, just FTR.
This post was edited on 10/27/17 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:08 pm to Ace Midnight
good for her. way to outkick her coverage for being an ugly arse fatty.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:12 pm to TechDawg2007
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r several unsuccessful attempts to stop them from having sex on the property of the funeral home” explained Talladega Funeral Home employee, Jane Andrews. “The woman just kept screaming and the boy just kept pounding her like he was in a porn movie. They both looked high as frick,” said another employee
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:12 pm to TechDawg2007
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Talladega County Police after employees of the Talladega Funeral Home complained that the couple was having “loud sex,” “perturbing funeral services” as well as “scaring the guests.”
Checks out.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:13 pm to ProjectP2294
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I was under the impression consanguination was illegal in every state to at least some degree
When I took the Tennessee bar exam in 2009, marriage between first cousins was still legal
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:13 pm to Dead End
if you told me 2 cousins in alabama were caught having sex at a funeral.... this is EXACTLY how i would expect them to look.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:13 pm to CptBengal
Trust me when I say you would rather not see the pic of the woman.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 1:16 pm to TechDawg2007
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They both looked high as frick,”
That's a quote to give the news people.
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