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Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:23 pm to SuperSaint
Can you spear someone in ufc? 
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:23 pm to The Mick
No, but i can piss out a fire so I got that going for me.....
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:23 pm to SabiDojo
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I have a black belt in kung fu and ninjitsu
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I would give her 10 seconds, tops.
10 seconds to knock you out
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:23 pm to The Mick
She would murder most on this site. 99.999997 percent if this site
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:24 pm to The Mick
No. It would make me feel bad if I did.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:24 pm to The Mick
We have done this many times before and about 1/2 of the tards on here think they could beat her every time. I think a lot of guys on here could win maybe 2-3 times out of 100 if they landed a lucky shot on the first or second punch they threw but that is it. The only guys that would consistently win are high level MMA guys like KBeezy, he would destroy her, or mid-level MMA guys that are way bigger.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:24 pm to Count Chocula
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:24 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
quote:Don't be fooled by the photoshopped magazine pics. You'd be eerily close to banging a man if this went down.
She probably would kick my arse, but we fricking after that.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:25 pm to The Mick
It would be fun to find out.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:25 pm to The Mick
I'm the same height so there's no advantages there, and have 50 lbs on her. I'm not in my best shape but with a month to prepare it would be fun. I can take a punch. But I'm a bigger target than she would be. At some point stamina and strength come into play. She may have me on stamina but I've got her in strength. I'm scrong like Jameis. I don't see me getting knocked out. Might not win but it wouldn't be a KO.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:25 pm to The Mick
I'm 6'3" and don't weigh a lot more than her.
I would get #rekt #ethered
I would get #rekt #ethered
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:26 pm to The Mick
I'd let her wale on my head if I got this view:
She could hit me a few hundred times like that and all I'll be doing is saying "nom,nom,nom"
She could hit me a few hundred times like that and all I'll be doing is saying "nom,nom,nom"
This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 12:27 pm
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:26 pm to Brosef Stalin
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I've got about 10 pounds on her and no fight training, so probably not. If I'm allowed to fight dirty then its a different story.
Unless you count a weapon as fighting dirty its the same story because she would fight dirty as well and her dirty does WAY more damage than your dirty. She would snap your arms before you could blink.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:26 pm to lsu480
What about Paige VanZant?
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:26 pm to TU Rob
quote:Could you stave off the submission attempts?
Might not win but it wouldn't be a KO.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:26 pm to The Mick
I'm 6'4" 230 lbs, work out and play sports a lot. Even if I was allowed to start out on top of her, she would beat me in probably 30 seconds due to submission.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:27 pm to TU Rob
I have 5" and 50 lbs on her, and am a lot, lot stronger. I still think she would kick my arse, but anybody who thinks they "know for certain" either way are wrong.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:27 pm to The Mick
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Don't be fooled by the photoshopped magazine pics. You'd be eerily close to banging a man if this went down.
Photoshop is the devil. I google images her and she looked aight, but I didn't take in account photoshop and airbrushing.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 12:27 pm to More beer please
quote:You would be rear naked yoked out cold in less than 15 seconds
Can you spear someone in ufc?
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