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Could Anyone Do Eminem's Godzilla Challenge?

Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:21 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:21 pm
If you haven't heard the song here it is..

LINK

The lyrics

quote:

Lyrics
I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla
Better hit the deck like the card dealer
My whole squad's in here, walking around the party
A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby "The
Brain" Heenan which is probably the
Same reason I wrestle with mania
Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up
Consider it to cross me a costly mistake
If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia
ADHD, Hydroxycut
Pass the Courvoisi' (ayy, ayy)
In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate
Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday (ayy)
This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A
Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames
They cannot tame or placate the
Monster (ayy)
You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster (yeah)
I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (yeah)
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
I'm just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told 'em, "Lick the balls"
Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off
It's impossible to list 'em all
And in the midst of all this
I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball
Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?
Risperdal, voices whisper
My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn
This is just the song to go ballistic on
You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher
I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological
Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka
When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a
Monster (ayy)
You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster (yeah)
I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (yeah)
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
If you never gave a damn, raise your hand
'Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans
I'm on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is
The motherfrickin' finger (finger), prostate exam ('xam)
How can I have all these fans and perspire?
Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire
And I got no plans to retire and I'm still the man you admire
These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flier
I got 'em passin' out like what you do when you hand someone flyers
And what goes around comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw
'Cause I caught the flap of my dollar stack right off the bat like a baseball
Like Kid Ink, bitch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy
'Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (cheesecake) yeah
Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfrickin' stingy for Cher
Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretending to care
But I tell a bitch I'll marry her if she'll bury her
Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez
Christian Rivera, 'cause my lyrics never sit well
So they wanna give me the chair
Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Caray
'Cause every Tom and Dick and Harry carry a Merriam motherfrickin' dictionary
Got 'em swearing up and down, they can't spit, this shite's hilarious
It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column
We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem
Get the shaft like a steering column (Mark Jack)
Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink
Evil half of the Bad Meets Evil
That means take a back seat
Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single
Look at my rap sheet, what attracts these people
Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle
I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto
Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em
Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
I don't wanna hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage
I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him
Finna kill 'em and dump all the frickin' bodies in the lake
Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade 'em
And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway
'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill
I'm Atilla, kill or be killed, I'm a killer, be the vanilla gorilla
You're bringin' the killer within me out of me
You don't want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me
Or being the recievin' enemy, what stupidity it'd be
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
When I'm in the vicinity, motherfricker, you better duck
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
A hunnid percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
I'm 'bout to frickin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable
You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable
I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full
I'm not afraid to pull the
Man, stop
Look what I'm plannin', haha



Here is a 15 year old who does a pretty good job.
LINK

Eminem just put this out a few minutes ago.

LINK

Fr33 likes words and poems and shite.. Wonder if he could pull this off.
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4139 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:23 pm to
What
The
frick
No
Ones
Reading
All
That
This post was edited on 2/25/20 at 1:23 pm
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:24 pm to
Just say what the frick it is instead of posting all that shite.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57490 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:24 pm to
Do you really think people on this board are doing Eminem rap fast challenges? For the amount of time you spend here, you really don't know anything
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29321 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:24 pm to
Broke his own record he set with " Rap God"
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37537 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:25 pm to
What the frick is the challenge other than deciphering the bull shot you just copied and pasted
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50808 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:26 pm to
And for those reasons I'm out
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:26 pm to
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4139 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

What the frick is the challenge

That would be to easy to type. Instead he copied war & peace and expects everyone to decipher it.
This post was edited on 2/25/20 at 1:28 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27421 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:29 pm to
Speed... Possibly. I'll need an adderall and a cigarette.

Cadence? No fricking way.

Tech nine would struggle
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142023 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Fr33 likes words and poems and shite.. Wonder if he could pull this off.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Do you really think people on this board are doing Eminem rap fast challenges? For the amount of time you spend here, you really don't know anything



How much time do I spend on here? Every time I am on you are on.. So..

And you really showed how stupid you are yesterday in that Hilary Duff thread.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:34 pm to
I hope someone jams a stick in your spokes.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Speed.


I can't get the speed. He says so much in such a short time. On his new album I read something that says he averages 7 words a second..
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6446 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:37 pm to
I just did it in 3:50 flat
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:37 pm to
Post the video
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6446 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:38 pm to
Dang... I forgot to record.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

I hope someone jams a stick in your spokes.



You sound frustrated and looking for reasons to take it out on someone else.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57490 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

How much time do I spend on here? Every time I am on you are on.. So..



Like usual, you completely miss the point of my post. I was explaining that with the amount of time you spend on this site, I would think you had some sort of guess as to the type of people here. It has nothing to do with you versus me time spent here.

I'm on this site a lot and I know that Eminem Godzilla challenge probably isn't going to be very popular. Use your fricking head for once

quote:

And you really showed how stupid you are yesterday in that Hilary Duff thread.


If you don't agree with my opinion on something, it means I feel pretty good on my position. You are rarely right and a proven moron.
This post was edited on 2/25/20 at 1:48 pm
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25484 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 1:43 pm to
I vomit mom’s spaghetti when I see you post
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