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Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:19 pm to alajones
How did emperor Diocletian cut the Roman empire in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
With a pair of Caesars.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:45 pm to alajones
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Why did the scarecrow when an award?
Win did he stand in the field?
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:04 pm to tigerbutt
What is the difference between a jetliner and a baby?
A jetliner goes city to city. A baby goes titty to titty.
What's the difference between a clever midget and a yeast infection?
One's a cunning runt and the other is a running count.
A jetliner goes city to city. A baby goes titty to titty.
What's the difference between a clever midget and a yeast infection?
One's a cunning runt and the other is a running count.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:07 pm to Kayakndan74
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?
One shucks between fits…
One shucks between fits…
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:11 pm to Kayakndan74
That last one was a favorite joke of Jim Morrison.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:13 pm to fr33manator

This post was edited on 11/24/22 at 5:26 am
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:26 pm to 75503Tiger
My dog has no nose. You know how he smells?
Terrible
Terrible
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:32 pm to fr33manator
My dog was licking his balls so I decided to try. He bit me really hard
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:35 pm to Bamafig
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick......
A stick......
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:39 pm to Bamafig
I was in the examination room waiting for the doctor to come in. He comes in and immediately says,"you need to stop masturbating". I ask him why and he replies with, "because I'm trying to examine you".
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:48 pm to Bamafig
My 9 year old told me this.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:56 pm to alajones
little medium at large
—that’s SMALL medium at large
—that’s SMALL medium at large
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:34 pm to Bamafig
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's finger.
Kermit's finger.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:41 pm to Bamafig
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:40 pm to hellifiknow
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?
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hellifiknow
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:17 pm to Bamafig
Why do chicken coups have only two doors? Because if they had four doors they would be called a chicken sedan.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:32 pm to Bamafig
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?
A pickpocket snatches watches.
A pickpocket snatches watches.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:06 pm to alajones
How do Mexicans cut their pizza?
With Little Caesar’s.
With Little Caesar’s.
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