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re: Corny jokes. Let’s hear ‘em

Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35288 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:18 pm to
What was the Romanov family’s favorite coffee?

Tsarbucks
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35288 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:19 pm to
How did emperor Diocletian cut the Roman empire in half?

With a pair of Caesars.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
25480 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

Why did the scarecrow when an award?


Win did he stand in the field?
Posted by Kayakndan74
NE AL
Member since Nov 2021
420 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:04 pm to
What is the difference between a jetliner and a baby?
A jetliner goes city to city. A baby goes titty to titty.

What's the difference between a clever midget and a yeast infection?
One's a cunning runt and the other is a running count.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130481 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:07 pm to
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?




One shucks between fits…
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101832 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:11 pm to
That last one was a favorite joke of Jim Morrison.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:13 pm to
This post was edited on 11/24/22 at 5:26 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130481 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:26 pm to
My dog has no nose. You know how he smells?






Terrible
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:32 pm to
My dog was licking his balls so I decided to try. He bit me really hard
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
32938 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:34 pm to
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4367 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:35 pm to
Whats brown and sticky?
















A stick......
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4367 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:39 pm to
I was in the examination room waiting for the doctor to come in. He comes in and immediately says,"you need to stop masturbating". I ask him why and he replies with, "because I'm trying to examine you".
Posted by RolltidePA
North Carolina
Member since Dec 2010
4355 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:48 pm to
My 9 year old told me this.

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
12486 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 5:56 pm to
little medium at large
—that’s SMALL medium at large
Posted by hellifiknow
Alabama
Member since Dec 2014
780 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:34 pm to
What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.
Posted by hellifiknow
Alabama
Member since Dec 2014
780 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:41 pm to
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130481 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:40 pm to


What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?



quote:

hellifiknow
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
21733 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:17 pm to
Why do chicken coups have only two doors? Because if they had four doors they would be called a chicken sedan.
Posted by Swamp Angel
Somewhere on a river
Member since Jul 2004
8894 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 8:32 pm to
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?

A pickpocket snatches watches.
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
4760 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:06 pm to
How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

With Little Caesar’s.
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