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Cops snicker after arrest of perp for "fun size" genitalia
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:24 am
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:24 am
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Cottonwood police say the 16-year-old victim told her school safety officer that she received unsolicited pictures and messages from 28-year-old Joshua Louis Hillyard. The two had met through an outreach program where he was a mentor, police said. Hillyard was arrested when he met with his probation officer Thursday afternoon. Cottonwood police say some of the photos sent through social media included a picture of Hillyard’s privates which could be identified because he has “Fun Size” tattooed on it.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:26 am to arseinclarse
At least he can laugh at himself, I guess.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:27 am to arseinclarse
That's a baw if I've ever seen one
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:27 am to arseinclarse
"Fun size" could go either way. Could mean teeny tiny or enormous.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:28 am to arseinclarse
Do you think the texts were accompanied by "Hungry? Why wait? Have a snickers."
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:30 am to arseinclarse
You don't tattoo your junk with intentions of keeping it in your pants. Good to see him getting some ROI on what had to be a very painful experience.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:35 am to atxfan
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You don't tattoo your junk with intentions of keeping it in your pants. Good to see him getting some ROI on what had to be a very painful experience.
Well stated sir.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:38 am to arseinclarse
What type of program has mentors on probation "helping" students?
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:38 am to arseinclarse
Clue no. 1 is that he didn’t tattoo “supercalifragilisticexpealidocious” on it.
Just sayin’.
Just sayin’.
This post was edited on 2/4/19 at 9:39 am
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:59 am to arseinclarse
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Cops snicker after arrest of perp for "fun size" genitalia
Yep, what you did there, I seent it.
And I don't know why he got banned, but the OT is a much better place with the OP in it...
Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:03 am to arseinclarse
Wait, a dude on probation was part of a mentor program? 
Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:17 am to arseinclarse
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outreach program where he was a mentor,
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Hillyard was arrested when he met with his probation officer
Rigorous vetting process for that program.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:24 am to arseinclarse
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Cops snicker after arrest of perp for "fun size" genitalia
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snicker
> Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:32 am to atxfan
I want to see this guy on 60 days in.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:34 am to upgrayedd
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Wait, a dude on probation was part of a mentor program?
My first thought as well.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:44 am to arseinclarse
I would not want to be the detective investigating that case. Ok Mr. Hilliard, let’s see your penis now.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:50 am to arseinclarse
Exactly how drunk or messed up would you have to be to have someone repeatedly jabbing needles into your junk?
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:21 am to arseinclarse
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Hillyard’s privates which could be identified because he has “Fun Size” tattooed on it.
Probably in 4 pt type.
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