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Cops snicker after arrest of perp for "fun size" genitalia

Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:24 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:24 am


quote:

Cottonwood police say the 16-year-old victim told her school safety officer that she received unsolicited pictures and messages from 28-year-old Joshua Louis Hillyard. The two had met through an outreach program where he was a mentor, police said. Hillyard was arrested when he met with his probation officer Thursday afternoon. Cottonwood police say some of the photos sent through social media included a picture of Hillyard’s privates which could be identified because he has “Fun Size” tattooed on it.


Posted by Deuces
The bottom
Member since Nov 2011
16997 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:26 am to
At least he can laugh at himself, I guess.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15609 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:27 am to
That's a baw if I've ever seen one
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51578 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:27 am to
"Fun size" could go either way. Could mean teeny tiny or enormous.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25961 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:28 am to
Do you think the texts were accompanied by "Hungry? Why wait? Have a snickers."
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4229 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:30 am to
You don't tattoo your junk with intentions of keeping it in your pants. Good to see him getting some ROI on what had to be a very painful experience.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44797 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:35 am to
quote:

You don't tattoo your junk with intentions of keeping it in your pants. Good to see him getting some ROI on what had to be a very painful experience.


Well stated sir.
Posted by CarrolltonTiger
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2005
50291 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:38 am to
What type of program has mentors on probation "helping" students?
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15377 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:38 am to
Clue no. 1 is that he didn’t tattoo “supercalifragilisticexpealidocious” on it.

Just sayin’.
This post was edited on 2/4/19 at 9:39 am
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38311 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:59 am to
quote:

Cops snicker after arrest of perp for "fun size" genitalia



Yep, what you did there, I seent it.


And I don't know why he got banned, but the OT is a much better place with the OP in it...
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139207 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:03 am to
Wait, a dude on probation was part of a mentor program?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106013 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:17 am to
quote:

outreach program where he was a mentor,


quote:

Hillyard was arrested when he met with his probation officer


Rigorous vetting process for that program.

Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104448 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:24 am to
quote:

Cops snicker after arrest of perp for "fun size" genitalia


quote:

snicker


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Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:32 am to
I want to see this guy on 60 days in.
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:34 am to
quote:

Wait, a dude on probation was part of a mentor program?




My first thought as well.
Posted by Saltwatersoul04
The Island
Member since Apr 2013
1401 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:44 am to
I would not want to be the detective investigating that case. Ok Mr. Hilliard, let’s see your penis now.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29904 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:50 am to
Exactly how drunk or messed up would you have to be to have someone repeatedly jabbing needles into your junk?
Posted by Macavity92
Member since Dec 2004
6349 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:21 am to
quote:

Hillyard’s privates which could be identified because he has “Fun Size” tattooed on it.


Probably in 4 pt type.
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