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re: College student arrested; tried to trade chicken Alfredo, Sprite for sex

Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:05 am to
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34932 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:05 am to
It better have been made from scratch and not that ready made, in-box shite
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:07 am to
To be fair, the chicken Alfredo and sprite were probably just a snack for the suspect, from the looks of him.
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41888 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:07 am to



Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:07 am to
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The look on his face
He knows he is about to become house entertainment.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25961 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:10 am to
quote:

thats not what the article says


That whole sentence is a mess.

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caught red-handed and arrested this week after he allegedly attempted to have sex with a 15-year-old boy, who turned out to be an undercover officer.


It could be taken that he was actually caught in the act of trying to get it in the boy-officer...allegedly.
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:10 am to
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It better have been made from scratch and not that ready made, in-box shite
Oh I'm sure it was homemade cream sauce.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:10 am to
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59346 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:11 am to
If you’re the arresting officer, do you eat the Alfredo?
Posted by SetTheMood
The Red Stick
Member since Jul 2012
3182 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:12 am to
This fricker will contribute absolutely NOTHING to society moving forward and leech tax payer dollars for years to come. .38 to the back of the head and move on.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62218 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:12 am to
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iPhone, a MAC book, three zip drives, a bottle of Astroglide lubrication, Vaseline lotion, two bottles of Sprite, and chicken Alfredo in a Tupperware container.

Who of us here is not guilty of having these items and looking to party?
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25961 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:12 am to
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If you’re the arresting officer, do you eat the Alfredo?


It's going to spoil in the evidence room, might as well after taking photos of it.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62218 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:15 am to
I'm not so sure I'd be eating anything that was on a person carrying vaseline lotion and astroglide.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
90297 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:15 am to
this is what a twitter troll looks like IRL
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26336 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:15 am to
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Kid is obviously a creep but at the same time it seems like entrapment by the police.


Only possibility of using entrapment as a defense at all is if the cops were the ones who initiated the online conversation. But regardless, the perp thinking he was talking to a 15 year old online, then going to a different location under the expectation of having sex and bringing dinner and lube with him kind of tosses the entrapment defense out the window IMO.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:15 am to
Roll him to the juicing room.
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:15 am to
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f you’re the arresting officer, do you eat the Alfredo?
You mean the special spooge sauce? I think not. I force feed it to that little fat frick.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33903 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:17 am to
Must have been a really big Tupperware, dude looks like he puts down a lot of chicken Alfredo, extra sauce
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:17 am to
He's an ugly bastard...but goddamn, I do like Chicken Alfredo.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20405 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:17 am to
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three zip drives,


I am going to guess he had some USB drives and the person who wrote this is old enough to remember the Zip drives?
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:20 am to
Definitely wasn't using his noodle.
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