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Colgate Deception
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:37 pm
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:37 pm
What's wrong with this picture?
The cool box is what sold me. (Frankly, all I wanted was some $1 toothpaste, but they were out.)
I opened it up and this "Recycle Me! MaxiPad Douche Paste" was inside.
I feel cheated and somehow...taken advantage of.
Why, looky here:
"Colgate-Palmolive Company is an American multinational consumer products company headquartered on Park Avenue in Midtown Manhattan, New York City."
May they burn in hell. God willing.
The cool box is what sold me. (Frankly, all I wanted was some $1 toothpaste, but they were out.)
I opened it up and this "Recycle Me! MaxiPad Douche Paste" was inside.
I feel cheated and somehow...taken advantage of.
Why, looky here:
"Colgate-Palmolive Company is an American multinational consumer products company headquartered on Park Avenue in Midtown Manhattan, New York City."
May they burn in hell. God willing.
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Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:39 pm to Langland
I've seen some petty shite on the OT, but this is another level.
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:40 pm to Langland
Did you rub it on your peen or something? What’s the issue here?
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:40 pm to Langland
Looks like you bought a tube that filled the whole box.
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:41 pm to Langland
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:41 pm to Langland
quote:
May they burn in hell. God willing
quote:
Frankly, all I wanted was some $1 toothpaste, but they were out
quote:
I feel cheated
I couldn’t help but read this in Donald Trump’s voice.
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:42 pm to Langland
Your breath still smelled of dick after you used it?
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:42 pm to Slagathor
quote:
Did you rub it on your peen or something?
I learned at a young age that Minty, mentholated Things, (Vicks vapor rub, to be specific), do not make for good tug butter
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:42 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
I couldn’t help but read this in Donald Trump’s voice.
This guy gets it.
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:43 pm to Langland
quote:
Recycle Me
You should definitely toss it out your window when done with the tube... bc frick Colgate
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:44 pm to Langland
Imagine getting triggered over toothpaste containers.
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:45 pm to terd ferguson
quote:
You should definitely toss it out your window when done with the tube... bc frick Colgate
This guy gets it.
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:45 pm to Langland
What’s the problem here? 
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:46 pm to Horsemeat
quote:
Imagine getting triggered over toothpaste containers.
Imagine taking it in the arse and then turning around and thanking your liberal molester.
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:49 pm to Langland
Colgate makes your breath smelly skunky anyway.
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:49 pm to Langland
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:51 pm to Langland
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:52 pm to Kafka
quote:
He designed the toothpaste tube.
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:52 pm to Langland
OG Colgate is the GOAT
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:54 pm to adamau
quote:
You see, this is what I expected. The tube looks like the box.
but instead, I got this faggotry:
Why couldn't they give me this:
frick You Colgate! frick You straight to hell!
This post was edited on 9/25/22 at 9:59 pm
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