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Coca-Cola the life saver?

Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:42 pm
Posted by Gray12
Great State of Texas
Member since Apr 2018
480 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:42 pm
Any you baws have any crazy stories about soft drinks?

As many lives it ruins by causing obesity, soft drinks do save lives from time to time.

quote:

Elderly man survives on Coca-Cola for 5 days after falling in Virginia home


LINK
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
74693 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:44 pm to
In 50 years we will look back at soda like we look back at smoking now

Do people not grasp how bad it is for you?

A soda a day is almost guaranteed to give you cancer later in life
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178330 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

Captain Ben O’Bryant, a Fire Department spokesman, said Smith was in stable condition when he was transported to the hospital.

Found in stable condition. Old man is a boss.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178330 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

In 50 years we will look back at soda like we look back at smoking now

Do people not grasp how bad it is for you?

A soda a day is almost guaranteed to give you cancer later in life

How are you not a Democrat?
Posted by Chieeefs
Member since Aug 2019
210 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:45 pm to
Coca-Cola and Dr.Pepper always save my life when I have a Stage 5 Hangover.
Posted by Vegetative State
Member since Jul 2019
206 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:46 pm to
quote:


In 50 years we will look back at soda like we look back at smoking now

Do people not grasp how bad it is for you?

A soda a day is almost guaranteed to give you cancer later in life




Don't compare cigarettes and Coke together.
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:46 pm to
I’m happy for him, but this is definitely a reminder to arrange my life in such a way that somebody notices that I’ve been incommunicado way sooner than 5 whole days.
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 2:49 pm
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29689 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:49 pm to
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A soda a day is almost guaranteed to give you cancer later in life

C’mon man....
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24497 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:49 pm to
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soda a day is almost guaranteed to give you cancer later in life

What? You will be a fatass, but I doubt its gonna give you cancer.

And if I were forced to smoke a cig or drink a coke once a day, I'm picking the drink. Not even in the same ball park as far as carcinogens go.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12542 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:49 pm to
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A soda a day is almost guaranteed to give you cancer later in life


What doesn't?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14911 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:50 pm to
Coke is probably the worst edible product you can put into your body.

That being said, I'd much rather drink a Coke than smoke a Marlboro.
Posted by ragincajun77
Member since Jul 2019
911 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:51 pm to
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A soda a day is almost guaranteed to give you cancer later in life


Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.........dumb
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

In 50 years we will look back at soda like we look back at smoking now



I guess I can imagine this in a future where cancer has been cured but not diabetes and chronic inflammation.
Posted by Pleasenewdc
Member since Oct 2008
1576 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

I’m happy for him, but this is definitely a reminder to arrange my life in such a way that somebody notices that I’ve been incommunicado way sooner than 5 whole days.


Same thing the OP of Feels great to not have kids thread will say one day.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62706 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:06 pm to
Smart person: Soda is loaded with way way more sugar than a person needs for energy. Excess sugar is converted to fat and stored by the body. Too much soda will make you fat and unhealthy.

Dumb person: Soda is literally poison! Mountain Dew is paint thinner! Coke is napalm! Run away!
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:15 pm to
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A soda a day is almost guaranteed to give you cancer later in life


Bruh, your posts give people cancer.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

soda a day is almost guaranteed to give you cancer later in life
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:19 pm to
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A soda a day is almost guaranteed to give you cancer later in life


I almost have a 12 inch cock.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 3:21 pm to
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A soda a day is almost guaranteed to give you cancer later in life

Posted by Philippines4LSU
Member since May 2018
8789 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 4:31 pm to
Growing up, one of dad’s race horses was choking on its feed and couldn’t breathe. The equine vet tried shooting pressurized water down its throat to dislodge the oats.

That failed, and they were about to give up on saving it. I had just come home, and asked why the vet was there.

They told me, and I told them to use Coca-Cola instead of water. They did, and within ten seconds the blockage was cleared and the horse was saved.

I sent my dad a pretty hefty invoice a couple days later. He never paid.
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 4:32 pm
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