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re: Closing the deal with a milf and cookies

Posted on 8/2/19 at 9:55 am to
Posted by The Great Hambino
Madison, MS
Member since Dec 2014
141 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 9:55 am to
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And some a-hole had record this, put this online, and ruin everything



This is what is wrong with this generation. Everything has to be photographed or videoed and then broadcast to the world.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98674 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:02 am to
Who are these people?
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15769 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:04 am to
Never forget when my 22 year old self took home a 36 year old. On the way home she told me to stick my finger in her arse and then she proceeded to put that same finger in her mouth afterwards. She was so kinky, with great large and fake tits. She was such a great frick, albeit shithouse crazy.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:06 am to
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Never forget when my 22 year old self took home a 36 year old. On the way home she told me to stick my finger in her arse and then she proceeded to put that same finger in her mouth afterwards. She was so kinky, with great large and fake tits. She was such a great frick, albeit shithouse crazy.


my first milf encounter was when I was 18 and she was 32, learnt a few things from that woman, and eternally grateful for the experience
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:07 am to
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Is there some back story I'm missing? Just looks like a drunk older chick wanting the D. Does that not happen daily?


quote:

ConfusedHawgInMO


Well, at least you’re self-aware.
Posted by Clyde
Member since Jul 2010
1570 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:10 am to
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Never forget when my 22 year old self took home a 36 year old. On the way home she told me to stick my finger in her arse and then she proceeded to put that same finger in her mouth afterwards. She was so kinky, with great large and fake tits. She was such a great frick, albeit shithouse crazy.



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Arkansas Fan


Checks out
This post was edited on 8/2/19 at 10:11 am
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:11 am to
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Well, at least you’re self-aware.


Self aware that your a dick and some random horny people were recorded making out like 13 year olds at the arcade. Big whoop.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:12 am to
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oh nah suh, she there for long ball, only thing she might say when the bra comes off is "we have to make this quick, I'm meeting my husband for dinner in a couple of hours"





Perhaps I just wasn't a great closer, but I went through a MILF phase in my late 20's and I recognize that apprehensiveness she showed.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:15 am to
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I recognize that apprehensiveness she showed.


maybe you had the misfortune of having been around the ones that were approaching the pool but hadn't stuck their toe in yet, once they get a taste, it's on!
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:15 am to
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oh nah suh, she there for long ball, only thing she might say when the bra comes off is "we have to make this quick, I'm meeting my husband for dinner in a couple of hours"


Exactly. That’s just the look of her weighing the options of how to get away with fricking his brains out. And rest assured, if anything happened to stop them that night, she will be blowing him up until they setup some follow up rendezvous to finish what they started.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74571 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:18 am to
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she told me to stick my finger in her arse


Love when they do that.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:23 am to
What the mom's insta?
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:26 am to
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maybe you had the misfortune of having been around the ones that were approaching the pool but hadn't stuck their toe in yet, once they get a taste, it's on!



Maybe. My experience is reality isn't really like MILF porn.

But this was 20ish years ago so maybe things have changed and the cougs have loosened up a bit since then.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:28 am to
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this was 20ish years ago so maybe things have changed and the cougs have loosened up a bit since then.


nah, it's been going on forever
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:38 am to
Noted. IN about a 3 year phase, I messed around with around a half dozen older women, and really only one of those was what I would compare to the MILF porn construct. The rest were fun in their own way. And I had several get cold feet before things progressed real far.

Guess I just had bad luck.
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:43 am to
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Self aware that your a dick and some random horny people were recorded making out like 13 year olds at the arcade. Big whoop.


Well, ConfusedHawg, it was apparently enough of a “big whoop” for you to watch the video and subsequently have several follow-up questions.

Which begs the question, what is considered a “big whoop” to you? I try to set the bar high and aim to always deliver the biggest of whoops.
This post was edited on 8/2/19 at 10:45 am
Posted by Boat Motor Bandit
Member since Jun 2016
1891 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:49 am to
Look at her eyes close.....she is 5 tequila shot in and took her panties off the last time she went to the can....bet on it.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62212 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:49 am to
You gotta give props to the guy videoing, most would have pulled a drunken cock block slow golf clap move.
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
24747 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 10:50 am to
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I used to have a pretty good knack for pulling that milf trim in pretty steady when I was a young man sloot


Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34932 posts
Posted on 8/2/19 at 11:29 am to
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This post was edited on 8/2/19 at 11:30 am
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