Clay Travis mailbag story - must read

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Here's a link to the entire thing.

I just read this at work and thought it was a must share.

It's not really about sports, so I thought it was more proper to place here.

Below is one of the anonymous mailbag questions he received and honestly it's an incredible story.

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"A few months ago a buddy of mine is using the urinal next to me at a bar after a night of drinking and for some reason takes a gander at my dick. After taking it all in he just starts laughing and shaking his head. Not only does this violate nearly every urinal code of ethics, he takes it a step further and announces to all of our friends in the bar that I have a "tiny dick" when we return to our table. Obviously, I am embarrassed and mutter some response about having a huge dick and questioning why he was looking in the first place, but it does little to stem the tide of abuse that I take from nearly everyone in the bar.

The problem is that to the naked eye my flaccid penis does look tiny. However, I have a medical condition that causes this issue and my erect dick can compete with any other non-porn industry white dude.

The problem is that my left leg is almost two inches shorter than my right. While this may seem a minor issue, it causes my dick to appear smaller than it actually is due to an abdominal muscle imbalance. Though there has not been a medical diagnosis of my condition, I have personally reviewed the medical literature and I am confident of the connection. Essentially, the muscles in my abdomen suck my dick into my groin when flaccid. There is a lot of dick there you just can't see it.

Needless to say, after this night of infamy, my dick becomes a running joke in my circle of friends.

Fast forward three weeks, and we have a poker night with the same group of dudes. This time when the tiny dick jokes start flying, I decide to take the opportunity to educate these idiots regarding my medical condition. Bad choice, really bad choice.

Maybe three seconds after I explain leg length disability/dick issue, my buddy's cousin, who just happens to have lost his right leg below the knee in a motorcycle accident, unzips his pants, pulls out what can only be described as a horse cock, and proceeds to lay it on the table. Followed by the statement, that "Dude, my right leg is a lot shorter than the other. Don't seem to effect me."

Wow. Game over. Whole room erupts into laughter and I just sit there taking it while staring at his exposed penis.

It was as if his motorcycle accident and the injury to his leg, maybe everything in his life, had simply happened so that this very moment could take place â?? so that this perfectly timed insult would have a punch line. His fricking confidence was amazing. Again, no one even questioned how creepy it was for this dude to whip out his cock in a room full of dudes.

My question for you is what now? Do I actually pull the medical literature and email it to my friends? Do I move to a new town and just start over? Or is the only real comeback to frick the wife of one-legged huge dick cousin?"

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