re: CIA to start recruiting trannys.

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Ethnicities, sure. Not based on whether they like to swish semen around in their mouth.

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Homos might want to blow us up too baw

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I swear, the world has gone cuckoo.


If I went back to 2001 and told you that in 15 years, we would have had a president named Barack Hussein Obama, that Bruce Jenner was pretending to be a woman and getting awards for it, that Trump was going to be the GOP nominee and that the CIA was recruiting trannies, you'd have me locked up in the crazy house.


And why the hell do we need Native American spooks? Are we spying on the Cherokees?

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"Wahhh!Wahhh! Not everything is limited to white men anymore! Wahhhh! I think I'm smarter than the leadership in the CIA! Wahhhhh!"

Don't worry, your dream of being in the CIA isn't dead. Perhaps, ISIS will one day hold hostages and make a very specific demand:

"To the infidels of the United States. We have three American diplomats in our custody. We will behead them within 24 hours, unless.....you write us the greatest limerick the world has ever seen!"

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Trump was going to be the GOP nominee

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Trump will fix all of these problems:

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president named Barack Hussein Obama, that Bruce Jenner was pretending to be a woman and getting awards

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Don't worry, your dream of being in the CIA isn't dead. Perhaps, ISIS will one day hold hostages and make a very specific demand:


"To the infidels of the United States. We have three American diplomats in our custody. We will behead them within 24 hours, unless.....you write us the greatest limerick the world has ever seen!"

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Ain't gonna lie, I just chuckled.