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re: Christopher Nolan Directs and casts new WWII Movie...

Posted on 5/15/26 at 8:09 pm to
Posted by La Place Mike
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Member since Jan 2004
31396 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 8:09 pm to
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like David Canary from Bonanza playing the devious twin and the tard on General Hospital


"All My Children"
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63663 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 8:11 pm to
This is bad. You should feel bad.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62609 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 8:14 pm to
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Hitler and Eisenhower
You’d think they’d actually show the atrocities like killing millions in a camp? Eisenhower I mean
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
10289 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

Helen of Troy (the face that launched a thousand ships)


This one launched them in the opposite direction.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20626 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 5:09 am to
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who plays Montgomery and Patton?


Don Cheadle.
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
9013 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 9:47 am to
I am not sure, but something seems (D)ifferent.







Posted by MKP2004
Member since Mar 2026
280 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 9:55 am to
What in the actual frick?
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6433 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 10:00 am to
Babylon Bee? Think of the impact on “Hitler Reacts” content.
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6433 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 10:03 am to
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But who plays Montgomery and Patton?
Jamie Foxx?
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
4200 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 10:03 am to
Just go full Hawg already & cast a Jewish guy as Hitler
This post was edited on 5/16/26 at 10:04 am
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23271 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 10:26 am to
“Black D-Day” starring Samuel L. Jackson as Allied Supreme Commander Dwight D. Eisenhower:

“Here we go. M-1Garand. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every Nazi motherfricker in Europe, accept no substitutes.”

Forrest Whitaker as Prime Minister Winston Churchill:

“We shall go on to the end. We shall fight those crackas in France. We shall fight those honkies on the seas and oceans. We shall fight those white folk with growing confidence and growing strength in the air. We shall defend our race, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight “the man” on the beaches. We shall fight those racist mothers on the landing grounds. We shall fight those peckerwoods in the fields and in the streets. We shall fight those lilly white fascists the hills. We shall never surrender without reparations!”

Jamie Foxx as President Franklin D. Roosevelt:

“I married my cousin and I can’t feel my legs.”

Chris Tucker as King George VI:

“Can you understand the words coming out of my mouf? Did I…….sta….sta…stammer?”

And Kanye West as Staff Sergeant DeDarius Lamonte’ Washington:

“Adolf Hitler doesn’t care about black people.”

“Black D-Day” - The invasion of Normandy has never looked smoother…”

In theaters June 18




This post was edited on 5/16/26 at 10:29 am
Posted by MSUDawg98
Bear the F Down
Member since Jan 2018
13869 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 11:30 am to
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Sunny Hostin
Dumb, worthless count.
Posted by Legba007
Franklin, Tn
Member since Jul 2013
2649 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 11:43 am to
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My Nazi….



Nazi please.....
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
5158 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 11:48 am to
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This one launched them in the opposite direction.


Kinda like separate but equal?
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8046 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 11:57 am to
Good luck getting Denzel to agree to such nonsense. He is 100% no nonsense.
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
73072 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 1:10 pm to
My brother in Christ…..the thread is satire.
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
3081 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 1:55 pm to
These Jewish hollywood directors have a weird fascination with Hitler. They keep making movies about the guy.
Posted by Billieboy
Member since Nov 2017
418 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 2:22 pm to
So we are posting fake shite on here like all the other sites.
Posted by Underteaux
Member since Feb 2024
1122 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 2:27 pm to
It cracks me up how many corny honkies are on this site.
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