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re: Christmas eve dinner with family conversations

Posted on 12/26/20 at 9:54 am to
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
5893 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 9:54 am to
quote:

When my cousin and I were 11 years old, I tickled her pussy through her pajamas

You have a lot of potential to become the next great MAGA president
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48708 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 10:07 am to
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Poor baw, you should marry Debbie and they would't call you child molester.


It's legal for Second Cousins to get married, isn't it?

No, never mind. I shouldn't ponder such questions. At least not while we have Covid-19 going on.
This post was edited on 12/26/20 at 10:08 am
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20591 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 10:28 am to
quote:

He acts like he is 19 and still likes to have firecracker war and shite


Has he ever launched bottle rockets from your chair and called it a panzer?
Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 11:01 am to
quote:

He acts like he is 19 and still likes to have firecracker war and shite


Is that frowned upon ;0)
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48708 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

next great MAGA president


After Trump there will never again be a POTUS that's interested in making the USA the strongest economic country in the world. Trump is the very last one.

This post was edited on 12/26/20 at 3:14 pm
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2521 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 3:28 pm to
8 pages into this, i realized that my dyslexia had me reading this as "licked" instead of "tickled." i was wondering how you were allowed to live (or ever come back to family functions).
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48708 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 6:43 pm to
quote:

8 pages into this, i realized that my dyslexia had me reading this as "licked" instead of "tickled." i was wondering how you were allowed to live (or ever come back to family functions).


It was just a bunch of children from a big family and a big house - boys with the boys - girls in another room doing girl things. Debbie kept running over to the boys room and bothering us. We wanted her to get lost, so, I figured if I tickled her she'd stay away from the boys. We didn't want to play with the girls.

That's all it was, so, I ask you, should I be branded with the Scarlet Letters: CM ? I think not.



This post was edited on 12/26/20 at 6:45 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114236 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 6:46 pm to
But he will still be a cousin fricker.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48708 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 7:06 pm to
Second Cousin.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18073 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 9:36 pm to
Bama board is


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Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
7566 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 10:40 pm to
SIL “if we could just confiscate all the wealth and redistribute it, the world would be a better place”
Posted by Otto Scorzany
Member since Nov 2020
1027 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 10:50 pm to
quote:


It was just a bunch of children from a big family and a big house - boys with the boys - girls in another room doing girl things. Debbie kept running over to the boys room and bothering us. We wanted her to get lost, so, I figured if I tickled her she'd stay away from the boys. We didn't want to play with the girls.


No. You should not be branded as such. No intent. Be a fricking man. Next time someone brings it up, calmly and firmly stop the conversation and say exactly what you just said here. That it hurts you for your family members to think it was anything other than that and your request is that it never be spoken of again.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48708 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 11:30 pm to
quote:

Be a fricking man.


I am a man and I know how to spell "Skorzeny".

I of course explained all of this, but, you know how people like to make fun of people. I suppose in some sense it was good-natured kidding from relatives who enjoy picking on others, and, to be sure, nobody ever asked me to babysit. Ever.

This post was edited on 12/26/20 at 11:32 pm
Posted by Otto Scorzany
Member since Nov 2020
1027 posts
Posted on 12/26/20 at 11:40 pm to
quote:

I am a man and I know how to spell "Skorzeny".

I of course explained all of this, but, you know how people like to make fun of people. I suppose in some sense it was good-natured kidding from relatives who enjoy picking on others, and, to be sure, nobody ever asked me to babysit. Ever.



Well you didn’t explain it right and in the right way then. You obviously did it in a whiny bitch arse way. Of they didn’t stop after I asked them in the way I said you should, I would deck em or slap them depending upon the sex of the offending person. All you would have to do is do it once to one person problem solved.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48708 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 8:38 am to
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Well you didn’t explain it right and in the right way then. You obviously did it in a whiny bitch arse way. Of they didn’t stop after I asked them in the way I said you should, I would deck em or slap them depending upon the sex of the offending person. All you would have to do is do it once to one person problem solved.


I can see that you've figured out how a Man should navigate his way through this world of ours and that you've figure out how to deal with family. That puts you a step ahead in the Game of Life. Congratulations on your achievement!

Why did you misspell your username.
This post was edited on 12/27/20 at 8:58 am
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48708 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 8:39 am to
quote:

SIL “if we could just confiscate all the wealth and redistribute it, the world would be a better place”


The Youth of the USA have been heavily indoctrinated in the USA since about 1970.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3547 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 8:54 am to
All Ralphie wanted was a Red Ryder Range 200 Shot BB gun.

On the other hand, Champagne yearned for.........
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48708 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 8:59 am to
Yearned for what?

Exactly what are you implying here? I'm going to follow Skorzany's advice and get tough with you here, old man.

Merry Christmas, by the way.
Posted by Otto Scorzany
Member since Nov 2020
1027 posts
Posted on 12/27/20 at 9:16 am to
quote:

I can see that you've figured out how a Man should navigate his way through this world of ours and that you've figure out how to deal with family. That puts you a step ahead in the Game of Life. Congratulations on your achievement!

Why did you misspell your username.


I thank you for recognizing this. Please tell LSUCoyote.

Long story on name. Short version is I misspelled it the first time I used it a long long time ago and so I just kept it that way.
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