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Christ died in Japan at the age of 106
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:37 pm
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:37 pm
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The English text on the sign explaining the legend of the Tomb of Christ reads:

The English text on the sign explaining the legend of the Tomb of Christ reads:
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When Jesus Christ was 21 years old, he came to Japan and pursued knowledge of divinity for 12 years. He went back to Judea at age 33 and engaged in his mission. However, at that time, people in Judea would not accept Christ's preaching. Instead, they arrested him and tried to crucify him on a cross.
His younger brother, Isukiri casually took Christ's place and ended his life on the cross. Christ, who escaped the crucifixion, went through the ups and downs of travel, and again came to Japan. He settled right here in what is now called Herai Village, and died at the age of 106.
On this holy ground, there is dedicated a burial mound on the right to deify Christ, and a grave on the left to deify Isukiri.
The above description was given in a testament by Jesus Christ.
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:40 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Christ, who escaped the crucifixion, went through the ups and downs of travel, and again came to Japan. He settled right here in what is now called Herai Village, and died at the age of 106.
When and where did the titty-fricking and tap-dancing take place?
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:40 pm to DavidTheGnome
Makes about as much sense as Mormonism.
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:41 pm to DavidTheGnome
Ohh, I rezzus krise. Me pick up accent on travels, kill me pwease.
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:42 pm to _Hurricane_
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Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:49 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Isukiri
Samurai warrior
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:52 pm to DavidTheGnome
Yeah, Jesus and his Jewish brother... Isukiri.
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:56 pm to DavidTheGnome
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The Taiping Rebellion or the Taiping Civil War was a massive rebellion or total civil war in China waged from 1850 to 1864 between the established Manchu-led Qing dynasty and the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom under Hong Xiuquan.
The Taiping Heavenly Kingdom was an oppositional state based in Tianjing (present-day Nanjing) with a Christian millenarian agenda to initiate a major transformation of society. A self-proclaimed convert to Christianity and brother of Jesus Christ, Hong Xiuquan led an army that controlled a significant part of southern China during the middle of the 19th century, eventually expanding to command a population base of nearly 30 million people.
Devolving into total war—with any and all civilian-associated resources and infrastructure as legitimate military targets—the conflict was the largest in China since the Qing conquest in 1644, and it also ranks as one of the bloodiest wars in human history, the bloodiest civil war, and the largest conflict of the 19th century, with estimates of the war dead ranging from 20–70 million to as high as 100 million, with millions more displaced.
Posted on 6/17/18 at 9:01 pm to DavidTheGnome
So now we have Saint Isukiri day?
Posted on 6/17/18 at 9:21 pm to DavidTheGnome
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When Jesus Christ was 21 years old, he came to Japan and pursued knowledge of divinity for 12 years. He went back to Judea at age 33 and engaged in his mission.
Aside from everything else, the timeline doesn’t work.
It’s pretty widely accepted that Jesus began his ministry at 29 and was crucified at 33.
Posted on 6/17/18 at 9:23 pm to Kafka
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it also ranks as one of the bloodiest wars in human history, the bloodiest civil war, and the largest conflict of the 19th century, with estimates of the war dead ranging from 20–70 million to as high as 100 million, with millions more displaced.
Damn
Posted on 6/17/18 at 9:51 pm to DavidTheGnome
This explains how Jesus had the sashimi knife skills to feed 5000 people with 2 fish.
Posted on 6/17/18 at 9:58 pm to Godfather1
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Aside from everything else, the timeline doesn’t work.
Roughly a decade of time is missing from what Jesus was up to though for most of his 20s. This isn't the only Jesus went East and came back to palestine story.
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