re: Childhood pranks you did that are now not funny

We were little pricks

Invite neighborhood kid to go ding dong ditching just so we could trip him on the run away so he'd get caught.

rolling/egging houses pretty much nightly over summers

high school we slowly increased the thermostat temp over the course of class to where it eventually made it to about 95 degrees. Finally teacher (who was a big fat count) flipped out. She was sweating and staggered to the back of the room saying she had to "shut the thing down, it was too hot" On her way back she fell and broke her arm.

my cousin made a kid with some mental disorder (not retarded, just like a tick) climb up a tree and do a bunch of pull ups, kid fell from branch and broke his leg.

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Surely you could go back now, right?

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As soon as they change the team name.

When did you finally transition from shampoo bottles to penises?

In HS had a friend that would always leave his keys in his truck and leave the doors unlocked. We always fricked with this guy. We got out half a day senior year and he was a junior so one day we go fishing right after we get out and catch a few bream. We cut slits in a couple so the guts are falling out and stick them under his seat in the back. His truck was a mess so it took him forever to find where the smell was coming from.

One of our friends lived close to him and he and his family went on vacation and we had his younger brother text us and tell us when they were about an hour away on the way back. He kept leaving his keys in his truck for some reason so we took his truck and moved it about half a mile up the road and we made it look like someone took it and ran it into the ditch and left an empty case of beer in it with a bunch of empty cans to make it seem like someone was really drunk and ran off the road and took off. Looking back we could've got in a lot of trouble for that one

Freinds parents owned a print shop. We had them give us trash bags full of these



had to be billions of them.


We sprinkled a couple kids yards with them

I've several times in this thread...

-at our HS football camp, snuck a shite ton of chocolate laxatives in one guy's brownie, and every time he went to go shite we'd follow him in there with the hose. We actually did it to several people. I remember one morning getting taped up and trainer was bitching about several people being out with severe diarrhea and she suspected some psychopath was sneaking people laxatives


-we'd put stink bait on some kid's door handle every day for like a week. One day he thought he'd outsmart us and go in through the passenger side. Only we had gotten that side, kid was furious. To show his anger he tried peeling out only he ran right smack into the spanish teacher's car.

-had a girl call up one of our buddies and pretend to be pregnant, we let him think it for days.

-vaselined this girl's windshield and floured this girl's windshield and windows. That was a disaster.

-placed fish all throughout a guy's car, He found most of them early on, but one was well placed in a hidden compartment. He thought the remaining fish smell was just leftover. Until it just got incredibly rancid and unbearably bad. He called begging for the location of that remaining fish. Took tons of bleach and time to get that smell out.


Also did the other random dickhead shite like egging cars off of bluebonnet. Plenty of other crap I'm forgetting.

OK! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

In HS our Gym Class was right before lunch. We would get out of gym class a little early and head to the lunch line. When we would get near the door we would super glue change to the floor and laugh at all the kids who tried to pick it up.

So whatever it was that you projected onto retarded kids, you now project onto those you-know-whos. Interesting. Not surprising, but interesting.

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