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re: Check in if you’ve never paid for a prostitute

Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:57 pm to
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1327 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:57 pm to
I've never paid for a prostitute, but I've lost track of how much I've paid for this whore.
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
7954 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 11:04 pm to
Young CR wanted to. But performance anxiety and being a cheapskate ruined it. I would have over thunk it, thinking about getting my money's worth.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37346 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 1:23 am to
Ok, sure. Yeah I have. But like I already explained to my wife 100 times, I was overseas a lot, and when you look at the strength of the dollar at the time, I'd have been basically throwing money away if I didn't hire them. I also bought some counterfeit Tommy Hilfiger jeans and a Rolecks watch but no one ever asks about those.
Posted by K Baw
W Monroe
Member since Jun 2019
527 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 2:40 am to
Then they get really pissed. It’s like being married then.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84445 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:11 am to
I have never paid for a prostitutes
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 4:18 am to
I have never even considered paying for a whore. I am fortunate enough that I have enough attractiveness that women used to offer to pay me.

I have also always had the opinion that whores are too unclean on so many levels that they have never caught my attention.
Posted by Tangineck
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2017
2688 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 5:26 am to
I do not avoid women Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
13362 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 5:34 am to
Depends. Do Sugar Babies come under your definition of a Prostitute?
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21402 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 5:45 am to
I married one. Funny thing is she quit work as soon as I put the ring on her
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15537 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 6:05 am to
I was never great with the ladies but I have never been down bad enough to consider getting a hooker.
Posted by Jaydeaux
Covington
Member since May 2005
19490 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 6:18 am to
quote:

Never paid for a prostitute, but it seems I’ve always paid for sex in one way or another


This
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19338 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 6:21 am to
Prostitutes pay me for sex.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135028 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 6:29 am to
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
3479 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 6:58 am to
Unless you're a virgin, you paid for it one or the other, but for the question's sake, no.
Posted by RolltidePA
North Carolina
Member since Dec 2010
4984 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 7:05 am to
quote:

A friend texted me and said they usually require payment in advance.


One way or another, you always pay in advance when sex is involved.
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11349 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 7:21 am to
Old Joke:

A guy's wife found out he had been going to prostitutes and she was pissed, in his defense he said it was because she had not had sex with him in six months. She replied "you never said there was the possibility of money being involved".
Posted by Palomitz
Miami
Member since Oct 2009
2650 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:02 am to
Back in the day when I used to vacation in Nicaragua. Nice latinas and good bang for the buck, no pun intended.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22789 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:09 am to
I don't have to pay for sex.
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
8534 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:28 am to
I don't think that they get the respect they deserve...

And they do a good job.. a valuable service.. So leave em alone.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72557 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:23 am to
quote:

I am fortunate enough that I have enough attractiveness that women used to offer to pay me.
It may have been your fullish gift of talkabilitiness that attracted them.
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