re: Chaos caused by mischievous toddlers prove parents can't turn their back for a SECOND

My 3 year old just discovered how fun it is to throw things.


I'm just waiting for it.

Little Black Sambo?

Great story. it was my favorite growing up.

Why do they just have stacks of cash like that anyway?

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just wanted to come back and say this one, i'd take her out now before she becomes a serial killer.

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I would lay odds that one is fake AF. That's chalk, first of all. Second of all, kid is too old to pull shite like that.

Finally, nobody poses with that like it's a trophy unless it's fake AF or, conversely, they're junking/repainting the car and said that was okay.

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We can debate whether or not that makes a shitty parent, but I'm sure glad that my boys never drew on the walls, covered themselves in butter, covered the house in flour, etc.

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I allowed my 4 year old and her 6 year old cousin to play unsupervised in her bed room that is 20 feet away from where I was in the living room. They got into a play fight with some bean bag toys and accidentally tore one open and covered her room in these tiny foam balls. She said daddy it looks like its snowing. We all laughed and cleaned it up. I'm not shitty parent. I know where my kids are but I let them play on their own. I dont know any parents that stare at their children playing 100% of the time which is the only way to prevent any kind of accident form occurring.

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it was a couple rolls of postage stamps.

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My niece found my stamps and put them all over her car seat. I could've mailed it to China with all that postage.

I agree it is like this meme

I really thought you were going "Little Black Sambo" here

the kid in the toilet lolololol