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Can't email scammers learn better English?

Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:09 pm
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9520 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:09 pm
Your Online Access Activities


Dear Customer,

We noticed some recent suspicious activity on your Chase Online account that we want you to be aware of..  We’re committed to keeping your account secure, so we suspended your online access until you follow the Click Here link below to reactivate your closed/suspended account..

To verify your account, kindly CLICK_ON_HERE!!

This verification link will expire in 24 hours and it only takes 1 to 2 minutes to complete!. 



Thank you for being a valued chase customer. Sincerely, 
Chase Fraud Prevention Department!.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71146 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:11 pm to
I need an old computer with no personal information on it so I can troll these idiots. Can't use a real one because the link might give my computer AIDS.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19528 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:12 pm to
That's actually decent English compared to most.

My last attempted IRS scam contained the phrase "don't let this get you arrested", which sounds more like bad southern U.S. English than Indian English as a second language.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9520 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

need an old computer with no personal information on it so I can troll these idiots. Can't use a real one because the link might give my computer AIDS.


If I were retired I'd definitely spend a morning trolling them.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9520 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

That's actually decent English compared to most. 

My last attempted IRS scam contained the phrase "don't let this get you arrested", which sounds more like bad southern U.S. English than Indian English as a second language.


The part that got me was the "kindlys" (tip off it's someone from India) and the exclamation marks.

I think if Chase was going to send me an email, it wouldn't read Click here!!!!
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61688 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:18 pm to
I got a voice mail last week. Apparently, the IRS has 5 cases against me and if I dont call the number and settle up, Im going to jail


Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19165 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

To verify your account, kindly CLICK_ON_HERE!!


I angrily click on those links...just to show the scammers I'm the boss of me.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21517 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

I got a voice mail last week. Apparently, the IRS has 5 cases against me


I got a similar one and in line with this topic, I was going to bring up the language used. In the voicemail, the very professional sounding, but obviously automated female voice explains the idea that I have IRS violations and then says that if I do not cooperate "the cops will take you to jail." What sort of REAL government agency would refer to the police or authorities as "cops"?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:23 pm to
We teach remedial English in college. They're doing just fine.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9520 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

that if I do not cooperate "the cops will take you to jail."


haha.

Hey yo cuz the blue gonna pick you up unless you pay
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18451 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:27 pm to
Fraud emails automatically get sent to spam or are reported. They never pop up in my inbox. Why are you seeing those emails?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155683 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:28 pm to
Don’t question a Liberian prince’s grammar bruh
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9520 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

Fraud emails automatically get sent to spam or are reported. They never pop up in my inbox. Why are you seeing those emails?


Every once and a while one will slip through.

Makes me think how many poor suckers and old people actually follow through with this process.
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 12:31 pm
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:30 pm to
I’ll help. Just click the link below and input your personal information and I’ll get rid of them

LINK
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
70369 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:38 pm to
They do that on purpose so only the most gullible people respond. It filters out anyone that would take up too much of their time by asking too many questions and ultimately not giving them money.

Extremely stupid and gullible people won't be turned off by typos and grammar errors.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:39 pm to
This wasn't an email scammer, but this past Saturday I kept getting calls that was showing up as my own number. It would just ignore them but it started getting out of hand, I am talking about every 15-20 mins they would call back..

It was about 30 mins before the LSU game when my phone started ringing again so I answered it and it was a voice recording that said something about "Windows on your computer has been compromised".. blah blah blah blah.. Press 1 to talk to a representative who can help you with this problem.

I pressed 1 and this lady with a foreign accent (sounded Indian.. Dot, not feather) comes on the line and starts telling me some bullshite about how there is a threat to my computer and that Windows has been compromised.. So I asked her something like "why is this happening?" and she said something and then I said "This is hard to believe especially since I don't use Windows. I use IOS so take my fricking number off of your fricking list!" and hung up..

All these scammers are getting out of hand and I have to think it's because people are falling for it, otherwise they wouldn't be doing it..
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:41 pm to
Dude, you just plagiarized someone. That is stealing...an actual crime.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:58 pm to
There's a theory that they intentionally use bad English so that they won't have to waste time with smarter people who will see through the scam after a bit.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9520 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

They do that on purpose so only the most gullible people respond. It filters out anyone that would take up too much of their time by asking too many questions and ultimately not giving them money. 

Extremely stupid and gullible people won't be turned off by typos and grammar errors. 


Interesting
Posted by Neauxla_Tiger
Member since Feb 2015
1880 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:43 pm to
I work in an industry where we have to be very cognizant of wire fraud and our customers getting phished into wiring their funds to a scammer. I was telling someone the other day, the best defense we have right now is that the scammers have terrible grammar, which is a red flag to most. Unfortunately, their attempts have been getting a lot more sophisticated recently. The scary thing is that it's very unsettled in the courts as to who all is liable for wire fraud. Since the scammer can't be found most of the time, the victims turn to suing everybody else in the transaction, accusing them of not having better security protocol.
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