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re: Can you fix her?

Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:21 pm to
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45786 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:21 pm to
This story has Waffle House all over it
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
23576 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:22 pm to
I bet she does a lot of "stuff" on the first date.

Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
26344 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:23 pm to
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She looks like Mischa Barton, but she's not quite as batsh!t crazy...



Definatly has that "I'm a formerly famous model/actress who loves to steal Prada bags for fun and smoke Crack with Hunter Biden" look to her.

Seen it so many times with celeb mugshots.

It's the thousand voices in my head stare....
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
34624 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:26 pm to
She looks much better in her mugshot than all battered up.

(Maybe I just value the abject shame and element of danger too. She’s my Bad Costanza.)
Posted by Paco_taco
Dallas, Tx
Member since Apr 2012
1489 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:29 pm to
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Five kids?


Posted by IlikeyouBetty
Bossier City, LA
Member since Nov 2010
1586 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:36 pm to
You don’t have sex with her, she has sex with you. Hopefully some sort of apparatus.
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6017 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:36 pm to
A waitress with 5 kids.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
14400 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:47 pm to
What are the odds she worked as a stripper at one point in time?
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2106 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:52 pm to
In Alabama she would be pegged to have come from Walker County.
Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17158 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:55 pm to
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A waitress with five kids?
She knows a dick ain’t square, baw.
This post was edited on 4/29/25 at 7:56 pm
Posted by 214
United States of America
Member since Mar 2025
5342 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:56 pm to
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What are the odds she worked as a stripper at one point in time?
about 80%
Posted by ForeverEllisHugh
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
16122 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 7:59 pm to
Damn, that is a really nice 41 with mugshot photography.
Posted by EphesianArmor
Member since Mar 2025
2147 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 8:11 pm to
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Pick her up in a rented car, take her to Pensacola, do the nasty multiple times & ways, drop her off at her house Sunday night.


Aren't you assuming a couple things? Like surviving until Sunday night with Johnson intact OR awakened in bed tied up with this broad channeling Kathy Bates?



quote:

Ghost


Roll those cray dice. Could well end up that way.

Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6275 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 8:23 pm to
Sort of want. But what's that thing on her lip?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119906 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 8:28 pm to
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What am I going to do the other 38.5 minutes?


Be her therapist.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
14400 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 8:32 pm to
You're such a nice guy
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37867 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 8:45 pm to
You're not wrong, but I know me.

I've seen me do it.
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37867 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 8:48 pm to
Whoa...


I'm out
Posted by Harry Boutte
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2024
3421 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 9:58 pm to
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A stabber.

I'd stabber.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99923 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

A waitress with five kids?



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