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re: Buyer pulls out of home sale after discovering its porn past (NSFW)

Posted on 2/27/18 at 6:46 pm to
Posted by SPEEDY
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88385 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

Heather Brooke



yes!!
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132684 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 6:49 pm to
She is amazing

I could watch her work and not even fap, she is an artist
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25917 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 7:00 pm to
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Pulls out


[beavis gif]
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14273 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 7:14 pm to
If I were to buy that house, then I would feel obligated to become an orgy guy.

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9678 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 7:45 pm to
I don’t think the the carport is saturated with semen. She swallows.
Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
3001 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 7:48 pm to
She started taking BBC
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30767 posts
Posted on 2/27/18 at 7:53 pm to
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I don’t think the the carport is saturated with semen. She swallows.


Yeah, she always took the shots to tits and down the hatch. Easy clean up
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7245 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 6:22 am to
I used to be friends with wifey on Facebook about 5 years ago. I had a friend who told me she friended some people on Facebook and they were into some freaky shite. There were three girls and a guy they called Billy. I sent them a friend request and got into their little group. The two girls at first and when they trusted me Wifey gave me access. Wifey would always post some freaky shite on my feed which I usually had to delete.
She never posted as wifey, used a different name, but I went through her photos I knew it was her. They weren't porn pics just pics of her on vacation or around the house.
This went on for a few months until I messaged her and told her I knew who she was but wasn't going to say anything.
She admitted it then said she was getting off Facebook and closing her account.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69743 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 6:25 am to
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Imagine you are in the market for some office space and walk in with a real estate agent and see the casting couch.


I’d be pretty excited that I had the opportunity to make 1,000 to 5,000 dollars a day.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21534 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 7:25 am to
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I’d be pretty excited that I had the opportunity to make 1,000 to 5,000 dollars a day.


But you're not getting paid today.

What are those? About a C cup?
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 7:42 am to
wifeys world is a classic at this stage

Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39044 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 7:45 am to
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But i would ask the previous owner to remove all carpet. You can’t clean that all the way. I’d just assume it’s saturated with semen.


Based on the twitter pics, you're gonna need to remove more than the carpet. Also, no way that pool table is "clean".
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 7:50 am to
Yeah, not everything lands on or in her. Would have to get someone in there to deep clean the place.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 7:55 am to
Only thing thats missing in that pic is the word whore tattooed across her forehead.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
64069 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 7:56 am to
Did the prospective buyer sign a purchase agreement?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:13 am to
Probably but I'm pretty sure that can be nullified.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43551 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:14 am to
Thank you OP for the great thread and link
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
64069 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:16 am to
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Probably but I'm pretty sure that can be nullified.


Only if there was a "No Porn" clause.
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
6141 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:17 am to
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sex moisture


quote:

That's my band's new name.


quote:

they're opening for 'oven stains.'


My wife and I used to play the hell out of Rock Band back in the day and we are both huge Seinfeld fans so we named our band...

Significant Shrinkage

We had been doing a re-watch of the show and had just watched the episode (The Hamptons) where Jerry's old GF walks in on George and starts giggling. George freaks the frick out and starts screaming, "I was in the pool. I was in the pool." Then tells her that he is a grower, not a shower.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:28 am to
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Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it
.

Seinfeld

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