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Posted on 2/27/18 at 6:49 pm to Rouge
She is amazing
I could watch her work and not even fap, she is an artist
I could watch her work and not even fap, she is an artist
Posted on 2/27/18 at 7:00 pm to DemonKA3268
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Pulls out
[beavis gif]
Posted on 2/27/18 at 7:14 pm to DemonKA3268
If I were to buy that house, then I would feel obligated to become an orgy guy.
Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 7:45 pm to TheCaterpillar
I don’t think the the carport is saturated with semen. She swallows.
Posted on 2/27/18 at 7:53 pm to Bigfishchoupique
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I don’t think the the carport is saturated with semen. She swallows.
Yeah, she always took the shots to tits and down the hatch. Easy clean up
Posted on 2/28/18 at 6:22 am to DemonKA3268
I used to be friends with wifey on Facebook about 5 years ago. I had a friend who told me she friended some people on Facebook and they were into some freaky shite. There were three girls and a guy they called Billy. I sent them a friend request and got into their little group. The two girls at first and when they trusted me Wifey gave me access. Wifey would always post some freaky shite on my feed which I usually had to delete.
She never posted as wifey, used a different name, but I went through her photos I knew it was her. They weren't porn pics just pics of her on vacation or around the house.
This went on for a few months until I messaged her and told her I knew who she was but wasn't going to say anything.
She admitted it then said she was getting off Facebook and closing her account.
She never posted as wifey, used a different name, but I went through her photos I knew it was her. They weren't porn pics just pics of her on vacation or around the house.
This went on for a few months until I messaged her and told her I knew who she was but wasn't going to say anything.
She admitted it then said she was getting off Facebook and closing her account.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 6:25 am to Cosmo
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Imagine you are in the market for some office space and walk in with a real estate agent and see the casting couch.
I’d be pretty excited that I had the opportunity to make 1,000 to 5,000 dollars a day.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 7:25 am to The Pirate King
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I’d be pretty excited that I had the opportunity to make 1,000 to 5,000 dollars a day.
But you're not getting paid today.
What are those? About a C cup?
Posted on 2/28/18 at 7:42 am to DemonKA3268
wifeys world is a classic at this stage

Posted on 2/28/18 at 7:45 am to TheCaterpillar
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But i would ask the previous owner to remove all carpet. You can’t clean that all the way. I’d just assume it’s saturated with semen.
Based on the twitter pics, you're gonna need to remove more than the carpet. Also, no way that pool table is "clean".
Posted on 2/28/18 at 7:50 am to lsuhunt555
Yeah, not everything lands on or in her. Would have to get someone in there to deep clean the place.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 7:55 am to Walt OReilly
Only thing thats missing in that pic is the word whore tattooed across her forehead.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 7:56 am to DemonKA3268
Did the prospective buyer sign a purchase agreement?
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:13 am to Tchefuncte Tiger
Probably but I'm pretty sure that can be nullified.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:14 am to DemonKA3268
Thank you OP for the great thread and link

Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:16 am to DemonKA3268
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Probably but I'm pretty sure that can be nullified.
Only if there was a "No Porn" clause.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:17 am to Ryan3232
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sex moisture
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That's my band's new name.
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they're opening for 'oven stains.'
My wife and I used to play the hell out of Rock Band back in the day and we are both huge Seinfeld fans so we named our band...
Significant Shrinkage
We had been doing a re-watch of the show and had just watched the episode (The Hamptons) where Jerry's old GF walks in on George and starts giggling. George freaks the frick out and starts screaming, "I was in the pool. I was in the pool." Then tells her that he is a grower, not a shower.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 8:28 am to VinegarStrokes
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Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it
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