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re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:53 pm to southpawcock
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:53 pm to southpawcock
Go for it The age differences for me
Me 40 her 48
Me 40 her 20 (she was born The year when I was a freshman in college lol)
Me and my GF 43 and 37
Me 40 her 48
Me 40 her 20 (she was born The year when I was a freshman in college lol)
Me and my GF 43 and 37
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Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:53 pm to Croacka
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stayed at her house but she said no sex - did just about everything else
Damn, them hoes still pulling this at 46?! I thought it stopped at 16
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:54 pm to Croacka
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Probably ought to at the very least triple that.
You're right, my calculations were quick for sake of discussion. The real number we're looking at is probably closer to 10 miles of long, thick, throbbing, veiny cock.
Now, another way we can think about this is like so...
If this woman went on a TV talk show, one of those The View type deals where a bunch of rotten prune faced looking cunts kvetch about everything under the sun, and she had to describe each guy she's banged...it would last 180 minutes (not counting commercials). Assuming an hour's run time, it would turn out to be THREE HOUR special.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:57 pm to Shexter
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A 46 yr old "older woman" and 76 yr old "older woman" are two completely different things
Ole Ben Franklin was good with either. And that's good enough for me.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:59 pm to southpawcock
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Only some fingers have been in her pussy so far but it seemed nice too.
32 and 46 and all you got was some stinky fingers?
Fluffer
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:59 pm to fallguy_1978
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OP sounds like a 17 yr old who thinks he's about to lose his virginity
And this is the "hot" older woman he's trying to hook up with.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 1:59 pm to southpawcock
ban this tool
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:00 pm to southpawcock
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It's pretty awesome. I'm 32 and she's 46. She had checked up on me a bunch while I had coronavirus via FB messenger and then one night at the bar I got super hammered and talked with her and got some provocative pictures because I guess drunk me thought the whole checking up on me thing was more than it was..
First time hanging out was just dinner then drinks then her place then I left (where she said at dinner she really was just checking up on me), second weekend I stayed at her house but she said no sex - did just about everything else. Now the other night she texted me at midnight a topless pic and wants my juice. If I'm a good boy I get anal. I've always had a thing for older women though.. anyone else?
I recognize none of this is true. I also recognize this is exactly what the OT has been missing. Thanks for the subject change and new stuff to laugh at!
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:03 pm to Croacka
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So your numbers are based on her having sex 180 times at 46
Calculating an averageoof just one time every other week for 26 years is over 650 times.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:03 pm to Boring
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she was as tight as an infant and just as smooth
ok, THIS is the creepiest thing I have read on here
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:05 pm to southpawcock
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she said no sex - did just about everything else
That's cool that she has a pool table and a Waffle House at her house.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:07 pm to ksayetiger
This thread is so weird.
Disturbing and wierd.
Disturbing and wierd.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:08 pm to southpawcock
I just happened to be 35 and got ahold of a 42 yearold widow... Talk about great sex..... She could not get enough...... But she let the pressuers from people her age and said we need to stop..... Oh well.....................
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:09 pm to Breesus
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:10 pm to facher08
Not much of one.. I saw her back in December at a Bills Backers outing at a bar when they played the Steelers. I was at a table with tons of other people I was meeting for the first time and she was talking to my buddy across the room - they get an entire room. My friend is the VP or something of the group, and she is Canadian but basically grew up in Buffalo.
I texted him and just said 'who was that sexy blonde?' I think within a week or so from that I just added her to FB based on the Bills group. Then I saw her at another Bills outing in March before all the COVID shite started but only spoke with her for like 1 min as they went outside to smoke or whatever. Then out of nowhere when I posted I had coronavirus she checked up on me.. the rest of it was drunk me working my magic.
I texted him and just said 'who was that sexy blonde?' I think within a week or so from that I just added her to FB based on the Bills group. Then I saw her at another Bills outing in March before all the COVID shite started but only spoke with her for like 1 min as they went outside to smoke or whatever. Then out of nowhere when I posted I had coronavirus she checked up on me.. the rest of it was drunk me working my magic.
This post was edited on 7/9/20 at 2:11 pm
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:12 pm to Lawyered
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This is the shite that’s in the section of pornhub I don’t go in...
But hey.. doesn’t matter had sex
Yeah, I was pretty weirded out when she told me her age after we'd already hooked up a couple of times. I seriously thought she was closer to 50 and didn't believe her. That still would have been a pretty large gap in years, but it's a good story to tell I guess.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:12 pm to southpawcock
So obviously this is fake but if any dude ain’t crushing a single 46 year old on the first date then you got some work to do. Like that bitch better drive her arse to my house and put out before she falls asleep watching jeopardy
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:12 pm to The Torch
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Post menopause, you can hit it 4 weekends a month but will need some KY, them old things get dried up easy.
When I was 25 I was casually dating a 52 yr old woman. She had a higher sex drive than any girl I could think of in my age group at the time. She never let me leave for work without giving me a bj. This only went on for about 6 months or so but man it was fun
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:13 pm to FieldEngineer
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Hope her strap on isn’t too big for you. Have fun!
Posted on 7/9/20 at 2:13 pm to Boring
r/theydidthemath
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