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re: Brit Airways pilot snorted coke off a topless woman and then tried to fly plane to London

Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:03 pm to
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22028 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:03 pm to
if this had happened in the cockpit while in-flight, this guy would be cooler than Elvis.
Posted by Irregardless
Member since Nov 2021
2237 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:10 pm to
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Firstly, he was pretty damn stupid for snorting coke prior to heading to the cockpit.


Nerd. Coke makes you fly better. Drive better. Everything. Better.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39851 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

I once licked salt off of a flight attendant's boobs and sucked tequila off of her belly on a restaurant table in South America, or so that's the rumor


I once flew into Lagos and was staying overnight at the same hotel as the Virgin crew. We rode the shuttle together and they invited me to meet them at the bar. Some of them were in the hotel lobby fountain at one point. I hooked up with a cute blonde Brit FA.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14355 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Mike Beaton boasted about his antics to a stewardess who raised the alarm,


Women be jealous bitches.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
18118 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:23 pm to
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Nerd. Coke makes you fly better. Drive better. Everything. Better.



Says the fool that goes by "Irregardless"....
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101833 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:24 pm to
Apparently you are supposed to know your perspective’s fricked and just let the craft fly itself.


Posted by Mor Miles
Member since Apr 2017
471 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:25 pm to
Flying’ that plane,
High on cocaine.
Mike Beaton you betta,
Watch yo speed.
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
32153 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:34 pm to
The funny thing is that all of the people expressing outrage today probably don't realize stuff like this likely wasn't all that uncommon in the 60's, 70', 80's. We just didn't have the proliferation of media at that time and the social/legal climate was much different then.

It's like the people that become outraged today when an athlete gets in trouble off the field not realizing the off-the-field behavior was probably much WORSE (drugs, drinking, illegal activity, womanizing, sexual assault, etc) 40, 50, 60 years ago.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19534 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:40 pm to
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Some of them were in the hotel lobby fountain at one point.


Ahhhh... The days when flight attendants were young, fit and looking for adventure. We had a multi-airline contest in a hotel bar in Pittsburgh one time. Back before the video screens when the Stewardesses still did the safety briefings by hand. We convinced them that a competition was in order for "sexiest safety briefing" and had flight attendants from four airlines competing on top of the bar. That would never "fly" today.
Posted by thelsutigers
Dallas, TX
Member since Nov 2009
3479 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:49 pm to
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If my pilot ISNT doing Coke off some titties prior to take off, I don’t want him flying my plane


Exactly. This guy clearly wants to live.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39851 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 1:56 pm to
Heavy Metal
Posted by SirSaintly
Uptown, New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
3178 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:17 pm to
I think I'd prefer my pilot to be high on coke. It heightens the senses and I wouldn't have to worry about him falling asleep.

In the Denzel movie, he saved everyone BECAUSE he was on coke
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
35374 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:37 pm to
The cockpit? What is it?


It's the place where the pilot snorts coke off of a topless gal's knockers....but that's not important right now.



Oh by the way Joey, do you like movies with gladiators??
This post was edited on 9/27/23 at 2:38 pm
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