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Brian May hospitalized after injuring buttocks in 'over-enthusiastic' gardening incident
Posted on 5/8/20 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 5/8/20 at 3:35 pm
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Queen guitarist Brian May has revealed he ended up in hospital after injuring his buttocks during an incident in his garden.
"I managed to rip my Gluteus Maximus to shreds in a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening," wrote May in an Instagram post Thursday.
"So suddenly I find myself in a hospital getting scanned to find out exactly how much I've actually damaged myself."
May, usually very active on Instagram, had not posted anything for several days until Thursday.
He updated followers to let them know his absence was not due to coronavirus, before saying that he had been quiet due to "too many demands" as well as his recent injury.
This post was edited on 5/8/20 at 3:38 pm
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Posted on 5/8/20 at 3:36 pm to trom83
*inbeforeFATBOTTOMjokes
Posted on 5/8/20 at 3:37 pm to trom83
When outdoor prostate stimulation goes wrong.
Posted on 5/8/20 at 3:38 pm to trom83
Pioneer of delay. Awesome guitarist. 
Posted on 5/8/20 at 3:39 pm to trom83
Dude thought a hoe meant something else?
Posted on 5/8/20 at 3:40 pm to trom83
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"I managed to rip my Gluteus Maximus to shreds in a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening,"
OOH- Kay.
Posted on 5/8/20 at 3:41 pm to trom83
I heard Freddie had a few like that as well. But it was from Raul the gardener...
This post was edited on 5/8/20 at 3:43 pm
Posted on 5/8/20 at 3:42 pm to Jimbeaux
Yeah, this sounds like total bullshite. 
Posted on 5/8/20 at 3:42 pm to trom83
Sounds like he was planting twolips...
Posted on 5/8/20 at 3:42 pm to trom83
One in a million chance doc. No clue how it got that far up there
Posted on 5/8/20 at 3:43 pm to trom83
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buttocks
Posted on 5/8/20 at 4:12 pm to trom83
I bet he has an idea about what happened.
Posted on 5/8/20 at 4:21 pm to trom83
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I managed to rip my Gluteus Maximus to shreds in a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Posted on 5/8/20 at 4:39 pm to trom83
Brian May
Astrophysicist
Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire.
Associate of the Royal College of Science
Former Chancellor of Liverpool John Moores University
Looks a whole lot like Isaac Newton, especially in the hairstyle department
Has an asteroid named after him
Awarded medal by the Royal Canadian Geographic Society for his contributions to Geography
In spare time, enjoys dabbling in a small rock 'n' roll band and gardening
Astrophysicist
Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire.
Associate of the Royal College of Science
Former Chancellor of Liverpool John Moores University
Looks a whole lot like Isaac Newton, especially in the hairstyle department
Has an asteroid named after him
Awarded medal by the Royal Canadian Geographic Society for his contributions to Geography
In spare time, enjoys dabbling in a small rock 'n' roll band and gardening
This post was edited on 5/8/20 at 4:47 pm
Posted on 5/8/20 at 4:44 pm to trom83
In other words, he got plowed before someone planted their seed.
Posted on 5/8/20 at 4:44 pm to TheHarahanian
I would be so scared to shove a light bulb up my arse.
Posted on 5/8/20 at 4:49 pm to TheHarahanian
Posted on 5/8/20 at 4:55 pm to trom83
Posted on 5/8/20 at 5:23 pm to trom83
The gluteus maximus is the main muscle that makes up your hips. Like any other muscle, you abuse it and it can tear.
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