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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are out hunting
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:52 pm
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:52 pm
... when Thibodeaux has too much to drink and passes out leaning up against a tree.
Boudreaux, being a prankster, guts one of the deer they killed, pulls Thibodeaux's pants down, and places all the deer guts under Thibodeaux.
A while later Thibodeaux returns to camp carrying a stick and looking all green in the face. Boudreaux asks him, "Hey Thibodeaux, are you feeling alright."
Thibodeaux responds, "Oh Boudreaux, I got so drunk I shite out all my guts. But with the help of God and this stick right here, I got them back in."
Boudreaux, being a prankster, guts one of the deer they killed, pulls Thibodeaux's pants down, and places all the deer guts under Thibodeaux.
A while later Thibodeaux returns to camp carrying a stick and looking all green in the face. Boudreaux asks him, "Hey Thibodeaux, are you feeling alright."
Thibodeaux responds, "Oh Boudreaux, I got so drunk I shite out all my guts. But with the help of God and this stick right here, I got them back in."
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Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:54 pm to PsychTiger
Posted on 2/7/17 at 6:56 pm to PsychTiger
Son!
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:14 pm to PsychTiger
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:39 pm to PsychTiger
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:43 pm to PsychTiger
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:45 pm to PsychTiger
I have heard it said "but by the grace of God and these two thumbs I got everyone of those mothers back up in there"
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:47 pm to PsychTiger
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:48 pm to John McClane
View the OP as an invitation to share.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:50 pm to PsychTiger
This post was edited on 2/7/17 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:52 pm to PsychTiger
Years ago, when Boudreaux was a college freshman, being fresh off the farm, and a rather healthy young man, he figured he'd try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch dis," Boudreaux told him, and proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Mais, sure I can run," said Boudreaux. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" exclamed the excited coach. "But can you pass a football?" Boudreaux rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. "Mais, Coach," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
Posted on 2/7/17 at 7:55 pm to SmoothOperator96
If they call making out with two women at the same time a threesome. And they call making out with three women at the same time a foursome. Why does everyone call me handsome?
Posted on 2/7/17 at 8:34 pm to PsychTiger
Not one of the funnier B&T jokes, sorry.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 8:55 pm to SamuelClemens
Okay, we're waiting...
Posted on 2/7/17 at 9:19 pm to PsychTiger
I would share mine but it is long won me plenty of drinks in pat o's and other bars
Posted on 2/7/17 at 9:46 pm to PsychTiger
Boudreaux is such a dick
Posted on 2/7/17 at 9:49 pm to Ellssu
quote:
I would share mine but it is long won me plenty of drinks in pat o's and other bars
We don't drink in your shitty bars it's safe to share baw
Posted on 2/7/17 at 9:54 pm to PsychTiger
No. That's not how that works.
Posted on 2/7/17 at 10:05 pm to PsychTiger
I first heard that joke at least 30 years ago...still find it pretty damn funny!
This post was edited on 2/7/17 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 2/7/17 at 10:26 pm to PsychTiger
Boudreaux went to the lawyer to get himself a divorce. He was fed up wit the ole lady and had had enough. So he goes to the lawyer and the lawyer says:
"Boudreaux, do you have a case?"
"A Case? Nah lawyer I ain't got no Case but I gots a John Deere"
"No you don't understand Boudreaux, do you have any grounds?"
"Oh sure I gots some grounds lawyer. I got farty acres down Sout of Ville Platte"
"No, no Boudreaux, do you have a grudge?"
"Why sho I gots a grudge, what you tink I park that John Deere under?"
"Oh hell Boudreaux, we talking bout you and your wife. We talking bout y'all relationship. Tell me, Is your wife a nagger Boudreaux?"
"Nah she ain't no nagger lawyer. But she had that little nagger baby, dats why I need this here divorce".
"Boudreaux, do you have a case?"
"A Case? Nah lawyer I ain't got no Case but I gots a John Deere"
"No you don't understand Boudreaux, do you have any grounds?"
"Oh sure I gots some grounds lawyer. I got farty acres down Sout of Ville Platte"
"No, no Boudreaux, do you have a grudge?"
"Why sho I gots a grudge, what you tink I park that John Deere under?"
"Oh hell Boudreaux, we talking bout you and your wife. We talking bout y'all relationship. Tell me, Is your wife a nagger Boudreaux?"
"Nah she ain't no nagger lawyer. But she had that little nagger baby, dats why I need this here divorce".
This post was edited on 2/8/17 at 5:35 am
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