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re: Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are out hunting
Posted on 2/7/17 at 10:45 pm to PsychTiger
Posted on 2/7/17 at 10:45 pm to PsychTiger
Thibodaux drove past Boudreaux's house and saw a sign propped up on two lawn chairs that said "boat for sale." He said to himself, "that couillon ain't never took me out for no sac a lait in this boat of his!" Upset, Thibodaux is looking all over the camp for Boudreaux and this boat. He is so mad he starts to let the air out of Boudreaux's tires as he comes out the woods and says "what the hell, baw! why you gotta be doin' dat?" Thibodeaux says "cause you got a boat 'round here and you ain't never took me fishin', baw!" Boudreaux replies, "Mais, non, couillon...I ain't got no boat... you see dem two chairs, la? dey is boat for sale."
This post was edited on 2/7/17 at 10:47 pm
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Posted on 2/7/17 at 10:45 pm to PsychTiger
Gross
Posted on 2/7/17 at 11:39 pm to PsychTiger
Thibodeaux owned a gas station that was doing poorly so he decided to have a contest. With each fill-up the customer got a chance to guess the day's lucky number to win free sex. Well, Boudreaux saw that and pulled his car in excitedly, filled it up and went into the store to see Thibodeaux behind the register. Thibodeaux told him "Ok, now guess the lucky number between 1 and 10 for your chance at free sex." Boudreaux blurted out "Three!" Thibodeaux said "Nope, it was eight." Boudreaux drove off disappointed. Well, a few days later Boudreaux returned for another fill-up, went in to see Thibodeaux and guessed "five!" Thibodeaux said "Ooh, close, it was six." Boudreaux left again pretty upset. Once again a few days passed and Boudreaux returned and filled up again. He walked in to see Thibodeaux and said "I got it dis time, it's two!" Thibodeaux said, "Sorry, but today it was nine." Hearing that, Boudreaux was clearly disgusted and angry and said "You know Thibodeaux, I don't think this contest here is real at all, I ain't ever able to guess the right number." Thibodeaux replied "Whatchu talking about, ask your wife, she won twice last week."
This post was edited on 2/7/17 at 11:42 pm
Posted on 2/8/17 at 7:06 am to PsychTiger
Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church, and Pastor Thibodeaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read: 'The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!'
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!'
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and asks, 'Do ya think maybe the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?'
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!'
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and asks, 'Do ya think maybe the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?'
Posted on 2/8/17 at 9:03 am to blueridgeTiger
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Cajun Baptist Church
Not legit
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