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re: Booty calls are becoming rare...for the older, married crowd here

Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:10 am to
Posted by Halftrack
The Wild Blue Yonder
Member since Apr 2015
2763 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:10 am to
Reading this post causes life alert and Acadian Ambulance ads to pop up.
Posted by TuDog
Boston
Member since Jun 2005
4540 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:18 am to
quote:

Do u have to peel back the fupa?


Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25838 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:30 am to
Need to get on them peptides baw.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112854 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:39 am to
quote:

I can pound it like a champ
What are things that dudes who can't pound it like a champ say for $1000, Alex.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112854 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:40 am to
quote:

Booty calls
quote:

have been married now for 28 years. I've noticed that my wife has been giving up less and less poon.

quote:

I'm 56



Checks out
Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:12 am to
if your only getting it once a month, what do you do all the rest of the month? play pocket pool?

lotion budget must be high
This post was edited on 9/15/17 at 9:15 am
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80686 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:14 am to
quote:

Booty calls


Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49071 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:23 am to

I'm your Fresh Prince.
This post was edited on 9/18/17 at 9:39 am
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56146 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:25 am to
quote:

56 and have been married now for 28 years. I've noticed that my wife has been giving up less and less poon.



This is why we're blessed with a memory - for the good times as we once knew them.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:29 am to
quote:

'm 56 and have been married now for 28 years. I've noticed that my wife has been giving up less and less poon.

So...for guys in my age group or older, is this the new norm or just a stage?



This is why nature intended for men to marry women who are younger than they are. I am, I'm 47 my wife is 33. By the time she is no longer interested in nightly sex I probably won't even remember what sex is anyway.
Posted by mikeytig
NE of Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2007
7880 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:30 am to
Cialis 20 mg once every week. If your prostate is enlarged insurance will pay for it.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:31 am to
Also, booty calls are when you just call someone you're in a casual relationship with up late at night for some sex with nothing else involved.

Not having sex with your spouse
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
4502 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:32 am to
When you're older, sex has less of a priority. As long as Porn Hub is in business, I'm happy.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13749 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:37 am to
I am 53, wife is 51. We average once or twice a week.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56146 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:39 am to
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I am 53, wife is 51. We average once or twice a week.


How often were you doing at 43? That will give you some insight on what you will be doing at 63.
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5111 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:40 am to
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This post was edited on 9/26/20 at 10:14 pm
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56146 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:46 am to
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Always marry someone smaller and weaker than you and you won't have this problem.


and then divorce them and marry an older woman before you turn 65. My wife's, three years younger than me, health insurance premium is killing us. She even said she can't wait until she's 65 in order for her premiums to go down.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 9:48 am to
quote:

trillhog


quote:

if your only getting it once a month, what do you do all the rest of the month? play pocket pool?


You raped somebody
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