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re: Bodybuilder wraps penis around rolling pin to complete full body tattoo

Posted on 12/28/18 at 6:20 pm to
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 6:20 pm to
you are so vein you become a body builder to show off your body, then you cover your body in ink to hide your skin

this example shows mental illness is becoming so common today
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108967 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 6:30 pm to
There was a dude that worked with us in construction. He claimed he could wrap his unit around a 2x4 with a little left over.

We laughed and then he actually showed us.



I know Ghey but true.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13874 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 6:32 pm to
His whole body tat design is like a shitty 80’s paisley tie
Posted by namvet6566
Member since Oct 2012
7845 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 6:33 pm to
One dumb a-hole
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91838 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 7:14 pm to
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Lord please keep me sane into my 60s.


quote:

CAD703X


Well, this is awkward.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39233 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 7:23 pm to
The moment when you realize you’re looking intently at a cock.
Posted by lsursb
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
12309 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 8:28 pm to
quote:

There was a dude that worked with us in construction. He claimed he could wrap his unit around a 2x4 with a little left over.


How does one discover that they can accomplish this?
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32030 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 8:31 pm to
I’d have to use a telephone pole to wrap mine
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
18489 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 8:33 pm to
Who's more mentally ill, this guy or the gamer tranny?
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
14127 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 8:35 pm to
Should have had dude tattoo some muscle on his legs too.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

rolling pin


I read it as Bowling pin. I said I've to see this. Immediately click.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 8:44 pm to
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Fingers and toes don’t look like they are tatted


Because he had class and dignity
Posted by McNeeseLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
605 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 9:10 pm to
That's going to be a closed casket funeral
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6194 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Tribal tattoos.

Classic.
Ta Moko. Shitty Ta Moko. He’s not even an islander.
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
21217 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 11:08 pm to
I have just as good a body as he does. I’m no body builde either. I just work out several times a week.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 11:16 pm to
Body builder? Lawlz.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 11:55 pm to
Our species is on the way out. We had a good run.
Posted by beauchristopher
Member since Jan 2008
73715 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 6:20 am to
Geez
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20029 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 6:59 am to
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what does rolling pin do?


Helps keep the old "peen" out there when hit by that needle. They tend to crawl back like a turtles head into the shell when the needle does its work according to a tattoo artist I know who's done a few of them over the years.
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 12/29/18 at 7:52 am to
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can't even see your muscles through the pattern of bull shite.



Thank you 0891, been a long, tiring week and I needed a good belly laugh and that comment did it for me.
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