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re: Blocking the harmful Nationwide Emergency Alert Test Signal

Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:03 am to
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
12084 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:03 am to
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Would be hilarious if it was Hunter Biden high on crack just cranking his hog



Weird fetish
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3282 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:09 am to
My son’s school felt it was necessary to make a Facebook post about the test. Said they offer noise cancelling headphones to students sensitive to loud sounds. Luckily he hasn’t been vaccinated
Posted by TheFlyingTiger
Member since Oct 2009
3994 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:10 am to
Shoulda made it the identical sound to a smoke detector low on batteries.
Posted by RebelRye
Metairie, LA
Member since Nov 2018
1092 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:15 am to
Just put your phone in airplane mode and you won't get the alert.
Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
Third Earth
Member since Mar 2016
10535 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:16 am to
This is what triggers the “vaccine nanobots in your body”
Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
2948 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:18 am to
quote:

My son’s school felt it was necessary to make a Facebook post about the test. Said they offer noise cancelling headphones to students sensitive to loud sounds. Luckily he hasn’t been vaccinated


Well if all the vaxed turn into homicidal zombies, hopefully you sent him to school packing and told him to aim for the head.
Posted by Pounder Man
Member since Oct 2023
146 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:39 am to
quote:

iOS:
Settings -> Notifications. Scroll to the bottom, and you can turn off four categories of Government alerts, including test alerts.
My Samsung has a setting to turn off all alerts with one button,

However under National Alerts it has this message.

National warning messages: Can't be turned off
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13623 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 11:03 am to
quote:

Russia is ready to pull the nuke trigger at the drop of a hat. The've got shelters built to house over a million Russians.



Do they have enough food and water to last 100,000 years?

Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13623 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 11:05 am to
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Coworker Dwight has taken all steps to disable and avoid the signal. But Jim has taped a burner phone under Dwight's chair with the volume wide open. I just hope Dwight doesn't get suspicious when everyone is eyeing him at 1:19.




Reminds me of the old clicker thread. Or whatever that chirping device was.

That and the dot or feather thread were awesome.
Posted by MidWestGuy
Illinois
Member since Nov 2018
782 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 11:07 am to
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If in fact it was something dangerous, could not you simply shut your phone down for 15 minutes?


Even if it was dangerous, your phone is a receiver, makes no difference to the signal being sent. When your car radio is off, the radio station is still transmitting, right?

And this alert is just another text message - how is one more text going to hurt anyone? And no, it's not millions of texts, it's a text with an address that everyone responds to rather than a text being sent out with just your specific phone number.

Sure, the message is going to be sent out across many, many towers in short time frame, but texts are going out all the time anyhow. No big deal, not at all.
This post was edited on 10/4/23 at 11:08 am
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11111 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 11:45 am to
Turning my shite off at 1:19
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10632 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 11:49 am to
That means they are already watching you closely. Your phone is loaded with all kinds of NSA tracking software and spyware. You need to ditch your phone ASAP and go off the grid for a few months.

---Man, don't tell him this. Now the Feds will be after YOU
Posted by DamnGood86
Member since Aug 2019
953 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 12:05 pm to
If you turn your device off, they will put you on a watch list. Just like if you turn your phone off when traveling in DC area.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21950 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 12:05 pm to
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You know in the case of Amber Alerts, 3-4 hours away, they usually give a vehicle description that could be in your vicinity in 3 or 4 hours.

Yeah, which is why it would be great if they had an option to still receive the alert without it waking up everyone in my house at 2am. Something as simple as the "do not disturb" function on iphones silencing the siren. Then I wouldn't have turned off the alerts and would see it when I woke up and checked my phone.


Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
13020 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 12:37 pm to
im gonna set my phone at max volume
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164331 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 12:49 pm to
I turn off amber alerts. I don’t need to know people’s domestic situations.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62866 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 12:53 pm to
Less than half hour to go...
What are the odds they send out the signal early.?
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53628 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:16 pm to
This functional retard in my office is hiding in the bathroom so the nanoparticles in the vaccine aren't activated by the signal.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40260 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:18 pm to
Mine just went off 2 min early.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72996 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:18 pm to
Just got it.
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