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Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:09 am to pioneerbasketball
My son’s school felt it was necessary to make a Facebook post about the test. Said they offer noise cancelling headphones to students sensitive to loud sounds. Luckily he hasn’t been vaccinated
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:10 am to pioneerbasketball
Shoulda made it the identical sound to a smoke detector low on batteries.
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:15 am to pioneerbasketball
Just put your phone in airplane mode and you won't get the alert.
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:16 am to pioneerbasketball
This is what triggers the “vaccine nanobots in your body”
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:18 am to whiskey over ice
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My son’s school felt it was necessary to make a Facebook post about the test. Said they offer noise cancelling headphones to students sensitive to loud sounds. Luckily he hasn’t been vaccinated
Well if all the vaxed turn into homicidal zombies, hopefully you sent him to school packing and told him to aim for the head.
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:39 am to LemmyLives
quote:My Samsung has a setting to turn off all alerts with one button,
iOS:
Settings -> Notifications. Scroll to the bottom, and you can turn off four categories of Government alerts, including test alerts.
However under National Alerts it has this message.
National warning messages: Can't be turned off
Posted on 10/4/23 at 11:03 am to scrooster
quote:
Russia is ready to pull the nuke trigger at the drop of a hat. The've got shelters built to house over a million Russians.
Do they have enough food and water to last 100,000 years?



Posted on 10/4/23 at 11:05 am to Twenty 49
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Coworker Dwight has taken all steps to disable and avoid the signal. But Jim has taped a burner phone under Dwight's chair with the volume wide open. I just hope Dwight doesn't get suspicious when everyone is eyeing him at 1:19.
Reminds me of the old clicker thread. Or whatever that chirping device was.
That and the dot or feather thread were awesome.
Posted on 10/4/23 at 11:07 am to winkchance
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If in fact it was something dangerous, could not you simply shut your phone down for 15 minutes?
Even if it was dangerous, your phone is a receiver, makes no difference to the signal being sent. When your car radio is off, the radio station is still transmitting, right?
And this alert is just another text message - how is one more text going to hurt anyone? And no, it's not millions of texts, it's a text with an address that everyone responds to rather than a text being sent out with just your specific phone number.
Sure, the message is going to be sent out across many, many towers in short time frame, but texts are going out all the time anyhow. No big deal, not at all.
This post was edited on 10/4/23 at 11:08 am
Posted on 10/4/23 at 11:45 am to pioneerbasketball
Turning my shite off at 1:19 

Posted on 10/4/23 at 11:49 am to Ghost of Colby
That means they are already watching you closely. Your phone is loaded with all kinds of NSA tracking software and spyware. You need to ditch your phone ASAP and go off the grid for a few months.
---Man, don't tell him this. Now the Feds will be after YOU
---Man, don't tell him this. Now the Feds will be after YOU

Posted on 10/4/23 at 12:05 pm to pioneerbasketball
If you turn your device off, they will put you on a watch list. Just like if you turn your phone off when traveling in DC area.
Posted on 10/4/23 at 12:05 pm to CrownTownHalo
quote:Yeah, which is why it would be great if they had an option to still receive the alert without it waking up everyone in my house at 2am. Something as simple as the "do not disturb" function on iphones silencing the siren. Then I wouldn't have turned off the alerts and would see it when I woke up and checked my phone.
You know in the case of Amber Alerts, 3-4 hours away, they usually give a vehicle description that could be in your vicinity in 3 or 4 hours.
Posted on 10/4/23 at 12:37 pm to pioneerbasketball
im gonna set my phone at max volume
Posted on 10/4/23 at 12:49 pm to Tiger Prawn
I turn off amber alerts. I don’t need to know people’s domestic situations.
Posted on 10/4/23 at 12:53 pm to pioneerbasketball
Less than half hour to go...
What are the odds they send out the signal early.?
What are the odds they send out the signal early.?
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:16 pm to East Coast Band
This functional retard in my office is hiding in the bathroom so the nanoparticles in the vaccine aren't activated by the signal. 

Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:18 pm to Bunk Moreland
Mine just went off 2 min early.
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