re: Bidet, but no warm water...is it worth it?

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I don't have an outlet in my toilet area… Which bidet do you guys recommend? Is there a gold standard for non-plugged in bidets?

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I bought a cheap Luxe brand for maybe $20-30. Got it either from Walmart or Home Depot back around Covid year 2020-21. Super quick 10 minute install.

It’s absolutely one of my favorite cost-benefit purchases I’ve ever made.

Still worth it, but can you get electricity there? If so, use a Toto. It warms the water and the seat.

I don’t find it bad at all. They’re cheap, at least give it a try.

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I don't have an outlet in my toilet area… Which bidet do you guys recommend? Is there a gold standard for non-plugged in bidets?

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All the ones on Amazon in the same $30-$50 are likely going to be basicall the same. You can't go wrong.

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Charmin wipes the best. Thick and soft, but tear apart easier in the pipes I think (not in your hand). Seems they would have less of a chance to clog.

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Plumbers love this mentality since your shite is their bread and butter.

if you want to get yourself actually clean and don't want to deal with "marker wiping", get a bidet regardless

Yes, not that big of a deal

That’s only in the mornin’….whoop whooooop!

If you have a turd that won't completely cross the goal line, a little shot of cold water will cause the sphincter muscle to spasm which will give the turd a push across the goal.

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The cold water is better than hot.

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This for sure.

I keep a small freezer next to my bidet tank. Just before breakfast, I will put a few scoops of ice cubes in the tank. 15-20 minutes later after I’m done with breakfast and ready for my morning shite, the water is nice and cool. After this refreshing blast, I am ready to start my day.