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re: Best/worst bar rules you've seen

Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:40 am to
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104468 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:40 am to
Best bar rule is definitely no smoking allowed.
Posted by Schwartz
Member since Nov 2006
27097 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:41 am to
Worst is cigarette smoking allowed, but no cigars.


frick them bitches.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:41 am to
what if the chick was 5'0 and was 139?
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15979 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:42 am to
City club wouldn't let me wear white shoes, so I had to got to Stan's
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:42 am to
quote:

Used to drive me nuts. Especially at country bars when cowboy hats were there. Question? With bro country douches making baseball hats the norm, are they allowed now in hockey tonks? 60% of what they are playing are from dudes who don't have cowboy hats?


Who wants to walk around with hat hair all night?

Not me.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:44 am to
Worst: No outside drinks brought into bar

2nd worse: All other rules
Posted by Kujo
225-911-5736
Member since Dec 2015
6044 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:44 am to
quote:

what if the chick was 5'0 and was 139?


Hittable, petite girls can wear heels
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27872 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:45 am to
quote:

No drinks on the dance floor




Just reading this makes me hear the Longhorn (Toomey) DJ voice in my head from the early 90's.

"No drinks or cigarettes on the dance floor!"

Every 30 mins to an hour.
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2636 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:45 am to
quote:

hockey tonks?
not sure what this is but it should not be allowed.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5258 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:46 am to
Best:
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26233 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:46 am to
Best: No hats (unless it is a country bar)

Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27872 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:53 am to
quote:

quote:
hockey tonks?
not sure what this is but it should not be allowed.



iPad autocorrect.

Screw it. I'm leaving it. No edit, I live on the edge.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:55 am to
Worst rule: The Office making people wait behind the ropes when they only had 5 customers inside

Best: Free drinks
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 11:00 am to
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9653 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 11:02 am to
Best: No talking on phones, no pictures (high end speakeasy type place)

worst: No PDA or cursing (local VFW)
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61607 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 11:09 am to
Best is no smoking in the bar. I didn't even realize how much I would love it until Dallas banned it.


Worst is bars that have a fluid dress code which is really just a way to discriminate against certain types of customers. Kung-Fu Saloon in Uptown Dallas got popped for doing shite like telling black people they can't come in while wearing Converse All-Stars while letting in white people wearing the exact same shoes.

I forget the name but there was one College Station bar that I once got denied entry to b/c I was wearing shorts and sandals. Reason from the doorman was there was a dance floor and it was a safety issue. I went back to my car and put on some shitty work boots and some wadded up jeans that I keep in the trunk, got in, and saw that roughly half the women on the dance floor were wearing shorts and sandals.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17206 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 11:16 am to
Honestly I kinda agree. But I go to a place that enforces this and sometimes it's silly. If I just worked all day outside and want to slip in for a beer I should be able too. One rule I really like is no drinks on the pool table.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43544 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 11:18 am to
My favorite dive bar has a no cussing rule. They will warn you once.
Posted by Hope Seternal
parts unknown
Member since Nov 2012
594 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 12:19 pm to
Early 80s in BR, bar in town wouldn't let a friend in because his jeans "weren't blue enough"! His response: "whatta ya got, a bluedometer back there?"
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68399 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 12:57 pm to
worst, no smoking.
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