re: Best Ways To Quickly Shorten Your Lifespan: Ranked 1-10

From personal experience, accidentally cancelling all 10 of your friend group’s airline flights the night before we were supposed to leave for a vacation in Idaho is very high on the list. My wife and I had something come up with one of our kids, so I was trying to cancel our two flights. It was a terrible weather day and the whole system was screwed up and I couldn’t get a person on the phone at Delta. It kept giving me the option to do it on their automated system, so I did it. Unfortunately, all out tickets were on one group booking, so it cancelled all of the flights. As was the initial problem, I couldn’t get anyone on the phone to fix my screw-up, so I drove to the closest airport with a Delta counter (an hour away), but it was already closed for the night. Fortunately, some airport manager walked by that was able to give me some special number for Delta that got me immediately to a person. They were able to get the other 8 people rebooked, but seats were no longer together and the connection in Salt Lake City was much later than originally. I am certain that 3-4 hours has shortened my lifespan by at least 10 years.

Also have a teenager that had to have two open heart surgeries in 2017. That didn’t add any years either.

I shouldn't be alive.

Which leads me to firmly believe there is a God.

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By jumping fences at local attractions.
Jump the fence at a zoo to try and pet the big cats.
Jump the fence at Six Flags to get a closer look at that moving roller coaster.
Jump the fence at Sea World after closing, so you can swim with an Orca.

0. BogalUSA

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1. Do hard drugs
2. Do proximity wingsuit flying
3. Join a mercenary group
4. Aggressively ride a motorcycle
5. Rawdog everything that moves
6. Escalate every altercation, especially on the road
7. Visit Ukraine
8. Go on a Safari trip through Africa
9. Resist cops every time they tell you to step out of the vehicle
10. Marry a woman who only wants your money without prenup.

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