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re: Best Ways To Quickly Shorten Your Lifespan: Ranked 1-10
Posted on 5/23/25 at 6:51 am to jizzle6609
Posted on 5/23/25 at 6:51 am to jizzle6609
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Any legitimate list would have alcohol as the #1 determinant.
I’d say meth or heroin might do you in quicker.
This post was edited on 5/23/25 at 6:52 am
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Posted on 5/23/25 at 6:57 am to PoppedRiser
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10. Marry a woman who only wants your money without prenup.
Life is too short. Divorce her and be happy. If you have money you can always make more.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:04 am to Bullfrog
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Live in these states.
As of the most recent data available, the ten U.S. states with the lowest life expectancy are:
1. Mississippi – 71.9 years
2. West Virginia – 72.8 years
3. Louisiana – 73.1 years
4. Alabama – 73.2 years
5. Kentucky – 73.5 years
6. Tennessee – 73.8 years
7. Arkansas – 73.8 years
8. Oklahoma – 74.1 years
9. New Mexico – 74.5 years
10. South Carolina – 74.8 years
Because you're all fatasses.
This post was edited on 5/23/25 at 8:34 am
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:29 am to i am dan
Because we know how to cook good food.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:30 am to PoppedRiser
Jump off a bridge
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:30 am to PoppedRiser
Be a “rapper”
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:31 am to PoppedRiser
Tickle a Taliban member with Star of David
Join a gang
Eat at Waffle House after midnight
Armed robbery of the Mexican Cartel
Join a gang
Eat at Waffle House after midnight
Armed robbery of the Mexican Cartel
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:34 am to PoppedRiser
Have info on the Clint0ns
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:36 am to bamacoullion
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Have info on the Clint0ns
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:39 am to PoppedRiser
Be illiterate
Depend on other people for everything
Depend on other people for everything
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:41 am to PoppedRiser
Letting yourself get obese should be up there.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 7:42 am to TigersHuskers
Plus it's a weenie killer.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:31 am to beaverfever
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Also, this makes me think WVU probably is SEC.
Swap Missouri out, great fit for the SEC East. They're actually in the east.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:33 am to Bullfrog
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Because we know how to cook good food.
That is true...
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:40 am to PoppedRiser
Be near a window in Moscow
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:41 am to Loup
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Letting yourself get obese should be up there.
Yes, and lack of physical activity.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:45 am to PoppedRiser
"hard" drugs are fine if they are pure,, its the tainted shite that kills you, well as long as you don't get addicted. Hell, we have prescription meth and opioids and cocaine.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:47 am to TigersHuskers
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Smoking.
Should be #1.
I heard once that a pack a day for 40 years you're probability to be alive is 50%.
Starting smoking at 18, one to two packs per day, CBAG at 47. I quick run would have been curtains.
Heavy sugar consumption should be #2.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:54 am to PoppedRiser
Possess information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
Posted on 5/23/25 at 8:56 am to RanchoLaPuerto
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I’d say meth or heroin might do you in quicker.
I agree. You might hit a hot shot or something else but again this is the beauty of alcohol. It not only will slowly addict then kill you it will do it over more time and cost you more money than the other drugs. Even not being a full blown alcoholic alcohol has massive risks over long term exposure. This is all known but mainly ignored.
Alcohol is the perfect drug.
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