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re: Best “Swamp Arse” treatments?

Posted on 4/12/25 at 6:24 pm to
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22904 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 6:24 pm to
Anti Monkey Butt Powder
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
41481 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:14 pm to
AIR is the best thing
Lay naked
Anything else will smother it up
Posted by Geaux Piggins Geaux
Member since Aug 2015
955 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:30 pm to
There's 3 methods I use.

1. Wet Wipes. It's a good daily-cleaning that helps prevent sticky/dry shite that tp may not wipe away fully.

2. Apple Cider Vinegar. Really useful to get rid of the smell with a small dab of it on a paper towel. It stings a bit whe you first use it, but it deoderizes your a-hole flawlessly.

3. Shave your butt hair. This might be the best method, imo. Like armpit hair, hair around your a-hole caries the smell. The small fecal matter sticking to the follicles is noticeable when you sweat. Getting rid of the hair near you a-hole goes a long way from your arse stinking on hot days. Just some shaving cream and a cheap, disposable razor does the trick when you shower.

I should mention that you should not ever apply vinegar right after you shave down there. I did so once and it was the dumbest thing I've ever done. My a-hole burned for nearly a whole day after I did that haha
Posted by jasonbr1975
Member since Sep 2024
1101 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:35 pm to
I go with that ole school diaper crème,.. Desitin
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31312 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 8:36 pm to
A&D
Posted by zippyputt
Member since Jul 2005
6818 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 9:17 pm to
Desitin, for when you get it.
This post was edited on 4/12/25 at 9:20 pm
Posted by AutoYes_Clown
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2012
5336 posts
Posted on 4/12/25 at 10:21 pm to
I discovered summertime funk a few years ago was apparently due to fungal jock itch. This was with using daily Gold Bond.

Lotrimin makes a powder, that is amazing. So I would nominate it to maybe knock Gold Bond off the throne. It is expensive but swapping between Gold Bond and Lotrimin powder has me funk/swamp arse free for 4 years.
Posted by Nynna11
Member since Jul 2012
573 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 12:38 am to
Calmoseptine ointment
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7081 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 1:19 am to
Lived in Louisiana all my life and I’m retired. Worked in offices and in plants. Never had an issue with swamp arse. I’m not fat.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 1:26 am to
I still don’t know what this is. I guess I’ve never experience it, and I’m sure there’s a reason for that.
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