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re: Best legal/semi-legal way to humiliate, piss off, or get under someones skin?

Posted on 9/22/20 at 12:57 pm to
Posted by Earthquake 88
Mobile
Member since Jan 2010
3011 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 12:57 pm to
First off you broke rule number one. You don’t ever talk about this to anyone. Second rule is you never talk to anyone about this. The third rule is the same! If you ever want to do dirt you keep your damn mouth shut.

For some of these ideas, you'll need to start another email account that cannot be linked to you. If you're really paranoid or are doing something that could be found to be a breach of privacy (like posting naked pictures without consent to post them) use a VPN for anonymous browsing (or at least a public access computer) so the IP address can't be traced back to you. This is very important.

Make a Facebook profile with the profile picture of the a-hole then add all of his friends and even remote acquaintances and post radical racial stuff particularly if he’s white. Post an adult dating/hookup ad under “men seeking men” or something equally embarrassing for any other gender/orientation so the a-hole will receive a steady flow of colorful calls/texts/messages from friendly locals looking to have a good time. (You have to be careful with this one though, because you can't impersonate anyone by using his/her name or contact information on the actual posting.) Call an adult escort service (search for one in your area if necessary) and make an appointment for an escort or stripper to go to his house at ungodly hours of the morning or night on days you know the prick has off from work and will be home. Request literature from the Church of Scientology, Mormons, any other weird group and give them his name, cell number, work address, home address, and all known email accounts. Order sex toy or condom catalogs be sent to his work address, company email, etc. If you have access to his phone or account (like iCloud, Google, cell service), change the password, then jack up the phone bill with added services. Report the guys vehicle stolen so he get pulled over the next time a cop sees the a-hole driving around (have the license plate and vehicle description ready). Subscribe to every single spammer and porn newsletters with the guys email address, phone number and home address. Send dirt (pictures, arrest record, etc.) to the guys employer, new girlfriend, parents, or other family members if you can find their mailing address or email address. Pretend to be a customer where the guy works, then complain to the manager or file a formal complaint. If you have access to his social security number apply for a cash loan, credit cards, anything you can think of using personal information so that he has a credit mess to clean up.
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 1:01 pm to
That's some heavy stuff right there that will put one behind bars.

Don't do this

Garage sell sign. Multiple. Then move on but don't forget to Send him a giant dill doe for Christmas.
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 1:10 pm to
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but you could post a classifieds add in several places that he has goats for sale for cheap. i saw this done to a poor bastard once and those goat collectors come out da woodwork and in a hurry. it was a relentless, hourly stream of phone calls from aggressive goat lovers for weeks.


Pro Tip: post one in English and one in Spanish
This post was edited on 9/22/20 at 1:12 pm
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59654 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 1:14 pm to
I would have just beat his arse. Not start a thread on it so it couldn't be shown as premeditated
Posted by Zydeco62
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2020
35 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 1:16 pm to
Shotgun blast to the groin.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47383 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 1:23 pm to
He's going to be an ex. Be happy he's going to be gone and don't spend your time on him at all. Move on.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54118 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Best legal/semi-legal way to humiliate, piss off, or get under someones skin?

My Pops was a firm believer in "killing them with kindness". If he knew someone hated him or didn't like him, he would treat them like his best friend when they were around. It would make them so uncomfortable.

Of course, he had his limits. There were a handful of people he would have nothing at all to do with, and some who he harbored ill will toward. You didn't want to be one of those people.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21924 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 1:25 pm to
I mean if he was sexually abusive to my family member he'd get a good arse whoopin.
Posted by Goats and Joes
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
363 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 1:42 pm to
Have seen this done with chickens. Dude got calls about free chickens for months. Have also seen a buddy take out an ad in the local paper the week after Christmas asking for people’s Christmas trees. Along the lines of “starting a project and need tons of Christmas trees. Please drop off your families tree at x address, thank you!” The target guy woke up with about 40 Christmas trees piled up in his yard and a line of trucks up the street waiting to drop theirs off.
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4219 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 2:23 pm to
Post an add with his in your local Penny Saver classifieds advertising free goats. Have the add say to only call between midnight and 6 A.M. due to work schedule.
Posted by StanDarsh
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Sep 2015
122 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 2:26 pm to
Express interest in the church of scientology under his name. They're relentless. Also make a donation in his name to the Jewish Defense Fund. Pledge $500, but only put in $5 at the time you do it. They will contact him incessantly about the rest of the donation.
Posted by TigerDonk
BR
Member since Dec 2011
1248 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 2:40 pm to
The statutes on harassment are vague for a reason. The best thing is to move on and get him out of your lives ASAP.

Get really rich and live a kick arse life. That will make anyone jealous.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5137 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 3:13 pm to
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giant dill doe


Posted by Shaken not Stirred
Member since Jun 2020
576 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 3:17 pm to
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and those goat collectors come out da woodwork and in a hurry. it was a relentless, hourly stream of phone calls from aggressive goat lovers for weeks.


Thanks for making my day.

Diet Coke never tasted so good coming out of my nose
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