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re: Best drinking Toasts

Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:42 pm to
Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
10848 posts
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:42 pm to
Eggs, bread, cinnamon
Posted by Corkfather
Houston
Member since Sep 2007
19750 posts
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:46 pm to
Here's to it, here's to it, here's to it again
If you ever get to it, and won't do it, may you never get to it to do it again
If you ever get to it, and can't do it, call me because I've been through it
And I can do it, over and over again...
This post was edited on 4/24/14 at 12:47 pm
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32905 posts
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:53 pm to
To women and horses, and the men that ride them.
Posted by LSU 318 LSU
El Cerrito Place
Member since Jan 2011
4278 posts
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Here's to the ones we love the best we love them best when their undressed when their dead and long forgotten we'll dig them up and frick them rotten.
Neckrophiliat
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6748 posts
Posted on 4/24/14 at 1:05 pm to
Not a traditional Russian toast, but one I witnessed (in a room half full of women):

Za pivo i pizdu!

"To beer and p*ssy!"

Posted by AFistfulof$
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
1006 posts
Posted on 4/24/14 at 1:09 pm to
"Friends are a lot like pissing yourself, Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth"
Posted by donRANDOMnumbers
Hub City
Member since Nov 2006
17185 posts
Posted on 4/24/14 at 1:09 pm to
I don't care what you say, yea I love my girl Jenee.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10283 posts
Posted on 4/24/14 at 1:14 pm to
"To us and that, and privileges of youth. Here's to us and what we were."
"And what we'll be."
Posted by HardHat
Member since Feb 2014
731 posts
Posted on 4/24/14 at 1:18 pm to
To the brave overseas
To the whores on there knees
May neither give up
Till the job is complete
Posted by redbaron
Member since Aug 2011
743 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 8:35 am to
You can drink a shy girl silly
You can drink a good girl to sin
You can drink an ugly girl pretty
But you can't drink a fat girl thin!
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65899 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 8:43 am to
Here's to panties. Not the best thing in the world, but real close to it.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 8:53 am to
bookmarked. some good shite in here lol
Posted by TheLSUTiger
Member since Dec 2011
594 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 9:01 am to
quote:

Here's to panties. Not the best thing in the world, but real close to it.


Posted by LouisianaChessie
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since May 2010
2582 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 9:06 am to
quote:

To honor. If you can't come in her come on her.

If you get honor
Stay honor
If you can't come in her
Come honor
Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5908 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 9:07 am to

I toast to the ones who will,
and I toast to the ones who won't,
But not to the ones who say they will,
And later decide they won't

Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
82390 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 9:07 am to
May all of life's ups and down be between the sheets
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4000 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 9:10 am to
Friends may come
Friends may go
Friends may peter out
Here's to you LSU 318
Peter in or peter out.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16571 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 9:38 am to
Here's to spit in your eye!
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
38914 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 9:43 am to
Here's to the sunny slopes, of long ago
Posted by Davehead
Chicago
Member since Apr 2014
15 posts
Posted on 6/10/14 at 9:47 am to
Here's to the breezes
That blow through the treeses
That raises them skirts above the kneeses
That reveals a spot that spreads diseases
OH JESUS!! What a snatch
3,2,1...Down the hatch
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