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re: Best and worst public place you’ve taken a dump.

Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:42 am to
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85392 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:42 am to
is the ditch on the side of a state HWY considered "public"?
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21707 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:45 am to
Best: there was basically a secret single hidden bathroom on the top floor of my schools student union that was never once occupied during my entire time there. It’s the only time I’ve ever felt like a human while dropping a deuce in public.


Worst: at rundown gas station in the middle of the California desert with two car loads of people I didn’t really know waiting on me.
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
16710 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:47 am to
4th floor Middleton
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20433 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:48 am to
Best best western lobby hotel in Laplace


Worst a portapotty that had not been emptied in at least a week mid July in Iraq.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7125 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:49 am to
quote:

Worst- went fishing and on the way out, had to drive through a freshly cut clearcut that borders a major road. Had to quickly stop and hop out. Here I am having a major alcohol blowout in 100 degree weather with cars driving by nonstop. To top it off, I had to use my boxers and socks to wipe with.


Some of you sound fat as frick, or you at least eat like absolute shite.
I've had to go bad before, but I've never had an uncontrollable moment where I could not wait just a few minutes longer. Also, I know what sort of things are going to lead to a shite. Hungover, combined with a McDs breakfast, for example, is a definite shite soon to happen....plan accordingly and proceed with caution.
Posted by JohnDoe00
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2019
910 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:55 am to
Best: Buckeyes

Worst: My Pants
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60725 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:58 am to
Worst. Caught a virus about 100 miles south of Fourchon. shite about 8 times in a five gallon bucket on the deck of the boat in front of 6 guys

It was great
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13756 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 8:03 am to
Best: either the Lowe's off South Blvd in Charlotte, or my old office. The Lowe's is notable because I acquired a bad case of the squirts after a day of beer and BBQ after Panthers tailgating, and it was both clean, convenient, and empty.

Worst: without question 5 Paces Inn in Buckhead.
Posted by Slingscode
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
2194 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 8:10 am to
China Beach, Vietnam.Cold hardly get 100 ft from the place without gagging.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22790 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 8:16 am to
Off the top of my head....

Worst was some of the scuzzier bathrooms at LSU.

Best was any number of hotels. I know technically there not public, but still.

Worst overall bathroom (piss only) was at the train station in Fairfield, NSW, Aus. I don’t think it had been cleaned in 30 years. Only had this intense blue light that was supposed to make it difficult to see your veins to keep people from shooting up in there. Smelled like death.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33098 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 8:32 am to
Worst: My pants.

Best: I guess Buccees.
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20118 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 8:43 am to
Best- British Airways Galleries lounge in LHR T5.

Worst- Construction site port-o-potty in Laredo, Texas in the summer.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
38351 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 8:43 am to
Best: probably some Dillard’s in a mall somewhere.

Worst: in front of the Berwick post office while out in a run.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 8:59 am to
Pro tip from someone that spends a lot of time on the road:

If nature calls, pull in to a good hotel. They have ground floor level bathrooms that are not often used because most people in the hotel have their own bathrooms. They are always clean and no one will give you a second look for walking through because hotel.
This post was edited on 7/8/19 at 9:02 am
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25181 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 8:59 am to
Best - Buccee's
Worst - pot a potty at LSU tailgate
Posted by footballdude
BR
Member since Sep 2010
1113 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:21 pm to
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